My tip for the Church to grow is simple, let your missionaries grow beards. 18 year olds look like babies. Beards may have people trust your message more on a subconscious level.
Why give out $5000.00 to each person to get baptised. The people in the poorest of the African countries would join for less than $100.00.
Another option could exempt the missionaries from the word of wisdom and the law of chastity. Then pay them commissions on the number of new baptisms they get. Pay them on a sliding scale with a big bonus if they hit a certain number of baptisms. The number of missionaries would once again surge. And the number of new members would be unprecedented.
My dad joined the Army during WWII at age 17. He fought on the front lines in Germany by age 18. He was the biggest guy in the unit so he carried a BAR.
After a few months on the front lines with no shaving, he was chosen to go to the mess tent and find out why food and supplies were not making it to the front line men. Carrying his BAR and a couple months of beard growth, food and supplies got to the front line men within minutes.
My dad was a pussy cat. He said he was surprised how scared those guys behind the lines were when they saw him. He was one of the first wounded at the Battle of the Bulge.
Maybe some scary dude missionaries could frighten investigators into converting.
Missionaries should carry a bar, or carry a (TRUE) tune to the bar.
> Maybe some scary missionaries could frighten investigators into converting.
Investigators don't actually INVESTIGATE. But aside from that, missionaries DO scare perspective members [if they tell them the truth, which they don't/ (technically) can't].
MORMONISM scares them onto 'missions' so maybe that counts!