and they could only get take-out.

Who's there?

The priest

Roy?

The priest. . .

Roy? Roy Beuller?

Elvis Priestley?

Dammit! You took so long to get back to me that I forgot the answer.

A Mormon high priest or a 16 year old priest?

There should be a duck in there too...

African or European?

they could grip it by the husk...

African or European husk?

Speaking of ducks, how's Bethie I wonder.

I think there was a mormon duck in the story too!

Penguin walks into a people bar one late afternoon, asks the bartender: "Was my brother here earlier?"

Bartender thinks for a moment then says: "Maybe, what did he look like?"

Who ducks?

So is this just two mormons assigned to befriend a golden investigator?

They may still have some explaining to do why Lehi as a Jew did not include the Talmud and why the plates copied most of KJV New Testament but once they get passed that - Mazel tov!

To the convincing of hebrew and shebrew of the true church.

The rabbi says, "hey did you see the two Mormon missionaries outside?, We should invite them in for a drink."

Minister says "No, they can't have a drink it's against their religion."

So the rabbi they says, "There's a Starbucks on the corner, let go and have a latte with them."

Minister says, "No that won't work that too is against their religion."

Then the priest speaks up, "Then I guess Kitty's Whore House up stairs is out of the question."

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office. He is dressed as Napoleon.

He says, "Are you the doctor?"

"Yes sir," says the psychiatrist in a soothing voice. "I see you have a problem. Why don't you lie on the couch and we can talk about it."

"Oh, no, I'm fine," says the man. "It's my wife Josephine. She thinks she's Mrs. Goldberg."

I like it!

An atheist, and agnostic, and a nutjob walk into a thread . . .


I Iiked your original post Dave. Very bittersweet and amusing. It spoke to the low-grade sadness, the low grade frustration, and the intense grade pressure I am feeling.

I liked coming here for the understanding of what it means to be exMormon. I like what you have brought here to feeling understood during the pandemic. Your simple line said a lot.

Of course I can read a lot into anything. And I mean A LOT. :)

The mormon bishop waits out in the alley for the Rabbi to sneak him a beer.

TopperToppington (I sniffed myself, and the deodorant is clearly working).

Substitute bishop for nun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33DUdF6_WY4

Meanwhile BYU security is checking the cars for campus parking stickers.

Watch it, D&D. It's a violation of your temple commitments to speak ill of the Lord's traffic cops.

The lords traffic cops!

Laughing way too hard right now.

You make my day, D&D!

And the bartender looks at all three and says,

"What is this, some kind of joke?"

And this is relavent to Recovery from Mormonism how?

GOOD CALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Humor helps things along.

But I will shut up until I have something relevant to say.

Only relevant stuff will help a person recover. Everyone knows that.

But I will never recover.

So at least I can shut up.

Ha ha. Ha! That's the best.