Authentic and Authorized Statuary!

"Every detail of the original Angel Moroni Statue has been painstakingly preserved, from the face, hands, and feet, to the powerful body posture and elegant curves in the robing. These statues are replicas in proportion, scale, and detail to the original Angel Moroni sculpted by Karl Quilter."

This is the first time these statues have been offered. They are produced exclusively by ArcStone Casting & Design from Midvale Utah...

https://theangelmoroni.com/

A TRULY Must-Have for Daddy on this coming Father's Day!!!

Or so it seems to me...

The one current Amazon review:

"I bought this for my husband for Father’s Day. It is a beautiful rendition of Moroni. Is expensive but will be in the family for generations."

They come in 8" and 15" versions.

The cost for the large one is $99.99, plus shipping. The trumpet is detached and has to inserted when unpacked, which I find amusing.

There is an offer of one being available for $40...

Hey, sometimes virtue-signaling isn't cheap!

elderolddog Wrote:
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> Hey, sometimes virtue-signaling isn't cheap!

Or easy to do without being noticed.

elderolddog Wrote:
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The trumpet is detached and has to
> inserted when unpacked, which I find amusing.
>


I think with just a hand drill you could insert it about anywhere you wanted.

Is that Moroni or Nephi? I get confused (apparently, so did Joseph Smith).

I need to mount the smaller on to the hood of my car.

Like roughly 100 billion rolling forth...

It apparently can also be ordered with a "detachable" Trumpet to represent the Authentic Earthquake Version!!!

Or so it seems to me...

Put in on the roof of your house. I hear they make good lightning rods.

This would make for expensive target shooting. Or drill a small hole and insert the horn in, , , oh never mind. That would be disrespectful.

I heard this somewhere:

"Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image... "

Must not apply when there's money to be made with an image of Nephi/Moroni.

I keep asking impertinent questions on Amazon and they keep getting deleted ... Nice to be retired!

https://www.amazon.com/ask/questions/asin/B084GKGK2C/ref=ask_al_saq_ql_hza

Act now while supplies last! As you know the Church has become very angel retentive in its recent temple designs. We may never see another statue on top of a temple again! Not to fear.

Thanks to the friendly folks at CashingInOndaCon Collectible Society. Now you too can have a priceless family heirloom for all to cherish and it may even increase the value of your home!

We offer a variety sizes - 6" 8" 12" 15" whatever you need to fill the absence of feeling like you just came from a tithing settlement interview. Each statue is crafted individually or sustained as such.

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