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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 09, 2020 07:43PM
OT "water vapor is distributed around the black hole in a gaseous region"

If you were wondering where the water for your future worlds comes from...

https://www.nasa.gov/topics/universe/features/universe20110722.html

The Kolobian Water Works is hard at work.

Black holes and dark matter for making spirit babies and recycling water!

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Posted by: wondering ( )
Date: July 10, 2020 02:34PM
Re: OT "water vapor is distributed around the black hole in a gaseous region"

Probably recycled water from those who are janitors in the ck.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 10, 2020 03:43PM
Re: OT "water vapor is distributed around the black hole in a gaseous region"

Yeah, right? I can only imagine how many people are janitors/servants to the most high Mormons in their CK?

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: July 10, 2020 04:40PM
Re: OT "water vapor is distributed around the black hole in a gaseous region"

Black Hole: I've got the vapors! Oh my, I've got the vapors! I best go and lie down now.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: July 10, 2020 04:45PM
Re: OT "water vapor is distributed around the black hole in a gaseous region"

Surprising lack of sexual innuendo

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: July 10, 2020 05:07PM
Re: OT "water vapor is distributed around the black hole in a gaseous region"

Sounds more like farts that sex to me.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 10, 2020 07:22PM
Re: OT "water vapor is distributed around the black hole in a gaseous region"

You just perfectly described Mormonism.

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Posted by: Hervey Willets ( )
Date: July 12, 2020 01:14PM
Re: OT "water vapor is distributed around the black hole in a gaseous region"

Farting in the shower?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 13, 2020 02:07PM
Re: OT "water vapor is distributed around the black hole in a gaseous region"

More like the steam room.

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: July 10, 2020 05:04PM
Re: water vapor is distributed around the black hole ~

ziller can confirm this thred ~


ziller am gaseous ~

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Posted by: MormonMartinLuther ( )
Date: July 12, 2020 06:21AM
Re: OT "water vapor is distributed around the black hole in a gaseous region"

So if all these gaseous regions surround Kolob, then this might lend credence to the big bang theory being an actual event, especially if God was lighting up a cigarette at the time. This explains so much about why we are taught not to smoke, Oh man!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 13, 2020 02:06PM
Re: OT "water vapor is distributed around the black hole in a gaseous region"

This is more joints than cigs.

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