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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: July 16, 2020 01:27PM

Is Russ Nelson, even the Prophet-President of ChurchCo, Inc.
ASLEEP?

I haven't heard/seen any of his wisdom / remarks / advice or 'revelations' (lower case) lately !?

aren't the saints in deep do-do without his Advice or Wisdom?


Yes, I'm seriously asking!!

Does his PR staff / handlers publish a (daily/weekly) itinerary?? a re-cap of recent activities?

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Posted by: Concrete Zipper ( )
Date: July 16, 2020 01:35PM

Perhaps the batteries in his lighted pen have run out.

Good exmos around the word should mail him batteries so that he may continue writing down the nocturnal word of God. I don't know if his pen uses AA or AAA batteries, so you might want to send both kinds.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: July 16, 2020 01:35PM

If you'll just check his Twitter feed, you will come away totally satiated, stuffed to the gills, with solid, red meat spiritual sustenance!!

https://mobile.twitter.com/nelsonrussellm

He, even Russell Milhous Nelson, is a spiritual ooze pit of wallow.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: July 16, 2020 01:48PM

Geez. Those twitters. Somebody get this man some new writers.

I guess he saw that when Samuel Clemmons called the BoM "Chloroform in print" Rusty mistook that for a compliment and made it his goal to emulate the great Joseph's writings, revelations, and witticisms. He did have witticisms didn't he?

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Posted by: schweizerkind ( )
Date: July 16, 2020 02:07PM


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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: July 16, 2020 02:15PM

Was the "dove" that descended from heaven when Jesus was baptized actually the Twitter logo?

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: July 16, 2020 01:37PM

The Mormon leaders now follow Ludwig Mies van der Rohe's advice finding that less really is more and not just for architecture.

Joseph did a lot, a real lot. Brigham did way too much as well and it all came home to roost. Mark E. Peterson and SWK sort of put their foots in their mouths eternally. Keeping your mouth shut is what Heavenly Father wants nowadays as he has run out of apologetic strategies for cleaning up the mess.

Wendy gets this even if Rusty doesn't and therefore took the battery out of the lighted pen I suspect. He may be tied to the bed by now and not for the reasons Mark E. Petersen suggested.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 16, 2020 02:11PM

Perhaps Wendy needed the battery for some other hand-held device.

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: July 17, 2020 09:01AM


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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 17, 2020 10:53AM

"Sometimes the spirit prompts the prophet's wife to leave the bed, though she'd rather sleep."
https://www.ldsliving.com/CNN-Details-the-Remarkable-Way-President-Nelson-Receives-Revelation-This-Is-Moses-in-a-Business-Suit/s/90507

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: July 16, 2020 07:05PM


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Posted by: ufotofu ( )
Date: July 16, 2020 11:54PM

He's 'waiting' on the members.

The members need SERVICE. Now!

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Posted by: odd man ( )
Date: July 17, 2020 10:47AM

He looks just like the evil billionaire from the Simpsons
Mr. Berns LOL

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