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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 01:39PM
Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

Appearantly Jesus is supposed to return the 22nd of July.

Another thread talks about having casserole but D&C 27:5 in reference to Matt 26:29 says Jesus will drink wine with the saints and Moroni.

So....which wine would he want after 2000 years of abstaining.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 01:42PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

A Reisling. Something fruity.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 02:03PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

https://www.cnn.com/2015/12/23/middleeast/jesus-wine/index.html
https://zaksjerusalemgifts.com/cremisan-star-bethlehem-dry-red-wine-375ml.html

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 02:03PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

For the very Jesus? I think only a nice Romanee-Conti would do and it's a steal at only $19,000 a bottle. Let's all go in on that.

If He doesn't show, I'll be happy to sip it myself.


Or, we could just put out some large jugs of water and let him do his magic.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 02:18PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

Jesus will turn water into wine and drink it.

The saints will drink fermented Mt. Dew.

Moroni will use his trumpet as a beer bong.

They will all know that god loves them and wants them to be happy.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 02:25PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

...and a nice chianti

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 02:33PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

I'll bring some fava beans. You'll have to procure the liver.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 03:13PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

Spill The Wine

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 03:17PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

Sometimes you are SUCH a burden!

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 03:21PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

Stop acting like and Animal or you'll start a War!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 03:24PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

I wonder if Lot would be offended if I admitted to digging that girl. . .



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/21/2020 03:25PM by Lot's Wife.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 03:27PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

Depends on how deep the shovel went I suppose.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 03:38PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

Watch it, you overfed, long-haired leaping gnome!

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 03:42PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

Fine. I'll go back to the Hall of the Mountain King now....and take the wine with me....and pick up some chicken wings on the way >:(

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 03:43PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

See what Dave hath wrought?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/21/2020 03:44PM by Lot's Wife.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 03:48PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

A cautionary tail about atheism. Once you are on that train...

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 03:52PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

....high on cocaine?

He should be Grateful he's not Dead.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 04:01PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

Watch your speed, Casey, or there'll be trouble ahead where that cop is hiding.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 04:55PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

Well, we've sufficiently derailed this thread I'd say! But then again, I AM an engineer.

Choo - choo!!!!

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 04:12PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

Well then. This thread certainly took a term for the wurst.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 04:21PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

Just chop the wurst up and put it where it belongs--in the jello.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 04:24PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

https://lh6.google.com/indgeek/RvVjYGegK2I/AAAAAAAAAB8/gw3lGWCZ2dQ/s400/termforwurst2.jpg



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/21/2020 04:27PM by Dave the Atheist.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 04:32PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

Hahahah ha.

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Posted by: PapaKen ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 04:51PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

This'll be the BEST 2nd Coming ever!!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 05:01PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

Hah!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 21, 2020 07:03PM
Re: Forget the casserole. Bring the wine.

Heartless Wrote:
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> So....which wine would he want after 2000 years of
> abstaining.

Something from the Chinese?

https://vinepair.com/booze-news/2000-year-old-wine-discovered-ancient-chinese-tomb/

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