A quote from the producer:

"You didn’t see it coming, but I have to tell you, in Utah, you’ve got the majesty of the mountains, you’ve got the majesty of the Mormon religion. You’ve got an exclusive community of people who have very successful businesses, who live in their own universe," Cohen said. "It is gorgeous and I think you’re going to be really surprised, intrigued and titillated by the group of women that we have chosen."

KSL's story on this, with info on the "housewives":
https://www.ksl.com/article/50015957/bravos-the-real-housewives-of-salt-lake-city-announces-6-cast-members-show-debut-date

...for missionary work!

SLC but not Zion, hermano.

I know *nothing* about Utah. These folks are in SLC and, I'm assuming, are Utah outliers, right?

This is great PR for SLC, even if they tear out each other's weaves.

For TSCC, I dunno. It's probably good PR, too. more transplants = economy boost?

I don't know how else to write this, so I'll just write it raw.

They started a listserv for new students before we showed up for 1L. I became online then real friends with one of them. One day we were in class and I said, "You have great boobs. I just have to say that."

She told me that because of the expectations of perfection, and those boobs were perfect, there's a lot of plastic surgery in SLC, and it's inexpensive compared to CA, and totes high quality. Like why go to Argentina or Brazil, both with on-point plastic surgery, when you can hop on over to Utah that has a kick-ass plastic surgery practice.

I forgot what I was talking about. Gimme a minute, please.



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Oh, right. So this is a great opportunity for the $100B corp, right? Prop up that economy with non-tithing mofos who like naturey stuff and mani-pedis. maybe?

"Big Love" OMG NO! But these no-Mo ladies? Hell. If I were 25 and less woke and I thought I could get more bang out of my buck and a great view while someone gave me a hot stone massage while humming Lamanite spells of healing, I'd think about it at least. I can't deal with being landlocked, but if I can afford to travel to the ocean? And snowboard on the regular? I don't see a downside, man.



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They found a black woman--

--who isn't Mia Love!

I think I agree with Beth in considering you, Gladys Lot, to be a perfect boob.

So you've got that to add to your resumé!

OMG. One St. Patick's Day in Philly I was dranking across the street from the University City church place. So there I am, reminding my friend to take me quite seriously if I start saying I'm going to fight the DJ, because that is NOT a joke, and I have been bounced for accosting the DJ for playing the Oak Ridge Boys Elvira in the Saint Somethingorother Bar in Brigantine, NJ. Never party with fireman. They will egg you on.

So, yeah

We're in some bar, and here come allllll these Black folks and there are the missionaries with the white shirts and shit, and I'm like, WTF?

While my friend knew to take me seriously about threats to fight the DJ, neither of us knew that I might stomp across the street and threaten to fight the missionaries.

Annnnd, that's what I did. The threatening and then the "WTF are yaw doing here with these racist bastids?"

"Gladys Knight is here."

"So? They're still racist bastid, and WHAT?"

"They can't be racist because Gladys is here and back the fuck up, bitch."

And othe rstuff happened, but I forget.



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Just remember, Bethie, Jesus is a small tipper.

Very small.

Pro-tip - first tip is $20+ even if you're running a tab. The rest of the evening is gravy.

Unless you ask the bouncer how much he'll pay you to kick the DJ's ass. He said "Ten dollars." I said, "Show me your money, and I'll fuck him up."

Then you might wake up in the backseat of your car, and your friend tells you, "They said to make sure you don't come back for a while."

And you're like, "But the guy running around yelling, 'Free mustache rides' is still there?"

Sexism

wut is this thred about ? ~




thx ~

It's an old Gilligan's Island episode.

Where's slskipper?

Exactly !

I might have said "breasts."

Those things were on point! And I guess they will be forever and ever amen.

Watch it, Jesus, or I’ll make sure Cheech can’t play you in the movie.

It could never happen because we don't live in there, nor would i want it to happen, but my wife would be so awesome on that show. The wife of one of my brothers would be great as well. She (the brother's wife) is a somewhat kooky descendant of Norwegian nutcases and is beautiful but a little unstable, and would make for great reality TV.


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No, no, NO!

You guys dominate the local medical community and the legal profession. You may not have Hollywood too!

"Dominate" might be a bit of an overstatement, though I'm sure you know that.

My wife couldn't stomach being part of the Hollywood scene, much less of any Utah genre of it.

I like her already.

I'm holding out for the real housewives of West Valley.

Real Housewives of Hildale. . .

I'm holding out for the real Stepford wives of Orem.

Well, they can't have 100,000 participants on the show now, can they!


ETA: Besides: The RHWSLC already booked the Utah black woman who isn't Mia Love, so RHWO is SOL.



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> Real Housewives of Hildale. . .

I would watch that one. My wife and took our niece down there for a field trip in 2010. It was insanity personified.

I'll bet. A real-life version of Big Love.

I don't know if you've seen this site. it hasn't been updated in years, but it's a trip.
https://mormonhair.tumblr.com/

Perhaps its just my personal situation, but those are deeply disturbing.

yes

So... for how long is it now that we have to endure this Beavis and Butthead sort of thread on a so-called recovery from Moronism forum.

Enuff already.

Feel free not to participate, Elderpopejoy.

  

Saucie is nice. Don't discount that.



ETA: Also strong and empathetic.



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Thank you Lot's wife.......