the Bishop's chair.
He said he did it to get even with the church.
They lived right behind the church and late at night they'd go in and have all the Mormon homeschool kids in the neighborhood would get together and have a wild sex, drinking, pot party at the church CULTural hall late at night. Somehow one of them got a key and the Bishop's daughter knew the alarm code.
Things got carried away and the next thing you know my Nephew is having sex on the sacrament table with the Bishops daughter (both teenagers same age) and in the Bishop's chair.
He had a whole photo album with all the evidence that my Nazi TBM Sister found and wanted me to have a stern talk with him and my Son about it. Since he was in on it. Her Atheist lapsed Catholic husband didn't really give a shit about it.

Something for the stake president to consider.

If the story is true. I have my doubts.

" Her Atheist lapsed Catholic husband didn't really give a shit about it." ... thanx for the laugh.

Penthouse is still being published?

"Dear Penthouse Forum, I always thought the stories in here were made up, but last week I met this Mormon girl..."

without photos / videos, this story is a goner.

I hope they laundered the table cloth

thedesertrat1 Wrote:
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> I hope they laundered the table cloth

Why does my Sacrament cup smell like sex and candy?

For those who dare to enter the Mormon bishop office:

http://salamandersociety.com/slamtoons/Bishop-Kinky.JPG

If I could stomach entering a Mormon chapel, I might be able to pull this off ... if I could get one of those signs & afford BAIL for trespassing / vandalism.

add this to the list ~



of things that did not happen ~



do better OPie ~

There's no respect there. Teenagers like this make me sick. If I was the father I'd throw the girl or guy out on the street.

Kids have to learn boundaries. and 20 degree weather in January would teach them pretty quick.

prob didn't happen, but if it did, I'd call a parent - parent - bishop conference.

Likely the duo would be ex'd.