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Posted by: slskipper ( )
Date: November 19, 2020 12:41PM

They made me feel guilty for not getting married. Also they made me feel guilty for not being worthy to go to the temple. They they wonder why so many of us decide to just leave. When the game is rigged so you just can't win, you need to break the game.

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: November 19, 2020 01:50PM

captain crunch as well ~



captain kangaroo did too ~



captains are good men~

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: November 19, 2020 02:22PM

Captains Courageous

Captain from Castille

Captain & Tennille

Captain Marvel




And even upon promotion, they'll still have classy names, especially Major Marvel.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 19, 2020 03:04PM

And then there is this captain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg2zuRBlRt0

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: November 19, 2020 10:12PM

elderolddog Wrote:
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> And even upon promotion, they'll still have classy
> names, especially Major Marvel.

Let's not forget Joseph Heller's Major Major Major Major.

Major Major Major Major is a fictional character in Joseph Heller's 1961 novel Catch-22. He was named "Major Major Major" by his father, as a joke – passing up such lesser possibilities such as "Drum Major, Minor Major, Sergeant Major, or C Sharp Major". Once he joined the army during World War II, he was quickly promoted to the rank of Major due to "an IBM machine with a sense of humor almost as keen as his father's". His full name and rank are the title of chapter 9. He has an uncanny resemblance to real-life actor Henry Fonda, which scholar Philip D. Beidler calls "one of the novel's great absurd jokes". (Wiki)

Personal note: Would you believe my mother sent me "Catch-22" when I was in Vietnam? "I thought you might like a book about the Army," she later explained. For cryin' out loud--I'm a MARINE!! I didn't get halfway through it and I tossed it in the latrine.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/19/2020 10:17PM by caffiend.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 20, 2020 10:20AM

But did you keep your Book of Mormon, Bible?

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Posted by: Now a Gentile ( )
Date: November 20, 2020 07:52AM

Does Captain Morgan make the list?

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Posted by: Adam the warrior ( )
Date: November 22, 2020 03:50AM

How about captain ziller?

it's got a nice ring to it.

-Out b4 captain ziller starts bossing me around.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: November 19, 2020 10:08PM

“When the game is rigged so you just can't win, you need to break the game.”

And make out with a green Alien.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 20, 2020 10:22AM

bradley Wrote:
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> And make out with a green Alien.

Why not go all the way?

"Central to this belief is the concept of reptilian-human hybrids (otherwise known as “lizard people”) descended from a cross-breeding with interdimensional reptilian beings (known as Archons) that control Earth and its political machinations through manipulation (Icke). "
https://u.osu.edu/vanzandt/2019/02/11/david-icke-love-and-lizard-people/

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: November 20, 2020 11:28AM

I thought you were going to paraphrase Captain Kirk: "What does God need with a 120 billion dollars?"

Actually, I suppose the mormons used all those billions to build the LDSS Nauvoo, which shows up in 'The Expanse' and come full circle sci-fi so Kirk can really say "What does God need with a starship?"

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 20, 2020 11:49AM

Starship Troopers. God needs colonies.

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Posted by: iceman9090 ( )
Date: November 20, 2020 09:37PM

Elder Berry Wrote:
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> Starship Troopers. God needs colonies.

He also needs PCs, designers, high speed industrial printers to pump out 1 holy book per second. He need pamphlet designers. He needs 1 h TV shows or an entire channels for selling his product: the keys to heaven.

~~~~iceman9090

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Posted by: spiritist ( )
Date: November 21, 2020 07:18PM

I just used his 'phrase' ---- beam me up Scotty!!!

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Posted by: Adam the warrior ( )
Date: November 22, 2020 01:01PM

I use the phrase 'charge me up scottie' when drinking coffee.

Do not copy me people. I coined it.

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Posted by: Adam the warrior ( )
Date: November 22, 2020 03:47AM

stepping out of the game and staying out of the game might be the key to happiness i am slowly learning.

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