They made me feel guilty for not getting married. Also they made me feel guilty for not being worthy to go to the temple. They they wonder why so many of us decide to just leave. When the game is rigged so you just can't win, you need to break the game.

captain crunch as well ~



captain kangaroo did too ~



captains are good men~

Captains Courageous

Captain from Castille

Captain & Tennille

Captain Marvel




And even upon promotion, they'll still have classy names, especially Major Marvel.

And then there is this captain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg2zuRBlRt0

elderolddog Wrote:
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> And even upon promotion, they'll still have classy
> names, especially Major Marvel.

Let's not forget Joseph Heller's Major Major Major Major.

Major Major Major Major is a fictional character in Joseph Heller's 1961 novel Catch-22. He was named "Major Major Major" by his father, as a joke – passing up such lesser possibilities such as "Drum Major, Minor Major, Sergeant Major, or C Sharp Major". Once he joined the army during World War II, he was quickly promoted to the rank of Major due to "an IBM machine with a sense of humor almost as keen as his father's". His full name and rank are the title of chapter 9. He has an uncanny resemblance to real-life actor Henry Fonda, which scholar Philip D. Beidler calls "one of the novel's great absurd jokes". (Wiki)

Personal note: Would you believe my mother sent me "Catch-22" when I was in Vietnam? "I thought you might like a book about the Army," she later explained. For cryin' out loud--I'm a MARINE!! I didn't get halfway through it and I tossed it in the latrine.



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But did you keep your Book of Mormon, Bible?

Does Captain Morgan make the list?

How about captain ziller?

it's got a nice ring to it.

-Out b4 captain ziller starts bossing me around.

“When the game is rigged so you just can't win, you need to break the game.”

And make out with a green Alien.

bradley Wrote:
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> And make out with a green Alien.

Why not go all the way?

"Central to this belief is the concept of reptilian-human hybrids (otherwise known as “lizard people”) descended from a cross-breeding with interdimensional reptilian beings (known as Archons) that control Earth and its political machinations through manipulation (Icke). "
https://u.osu.edu/vanzandt/2019/02/11/david-icke-love-and-lizard-people/

I thought you were going to paraphrase Captain Kirk: "What does God need with a 120 billion dollars?"

Actually, I suppose the mormons used all those billions to build the LDSS Nauvoo, which shows up in 'The Expanse' and come full circle sci-fi so Kirk can really say "What does God need with a starship?"

Starship Troopers. God needs colonies.

Elder Berry Wrote:
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> Starship Troopers. God needs colonies.

He also needs PCs, designers, high speed industrial printers to pump out 1 holy book per second. He need pamphlet designers. He needs 1 h TV shows or an entire channels for selling his product: the keys to heaven.

~~~~iceman9090

I just used his 'phrase' ---- beam me up Scotty!!!

I use the phrase 'charge me up scottie' when drinking coffee.

Do not copy me people. I coined it.

stepping out of the game and staying out of the game might be the key to happiness i am slowly learning.