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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: November 21, 2020 01:01PM
I asked the bishop a Question and was

almost XXXXd
The question was this" Where does god live?
The answer was "In heaven"
I said
"Not on earth?"
He said "Yes"
I said "Then by your definition God is an extraterrestrial. Maybe even an ancient astronaut"
Can you imagine the explosion?

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: November 21, 2020 04:21PM
Re: I asked the bishop a Question and was

Watching a bishop squirm and then rise up in righteous indignation would be so delicious, especially if one had no fear of consequences.

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: November 21, 2020 07:20PM
Re: I asked the bishop a Question and was

Why didn't he truthfully tell you god lives near Kolob?

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Posted by: Adam the warrior ( )
Date: November 22, 2020 01:18PM
Re: I asked the bishop a Question and was

Maybe he was too Hie at the time.

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Posted by: ookami ( )
Date: November 23, 2020 08:19PM
Re: I asked the bishop a Question and was

Adam the warrior Wrote:
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> Maybe he was too Hie at the time.


Adam For The Win!

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Posted by: iceman9090 ( )
Date: November 22, 2020 12:29AM
Re: I asked the bishop a Question and was

thedesertrat1 Wrote:
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> almost XXXXd
> The question was this" Where does god live?
> The answer was "In heaven"
> I said
> "Not on earth?"
> He said "Yes"
> I said "Then by your definition God is an
> extraterrestrial. Maybe even an ancient
> astronaut"
> Can you imagine the explosion?

Is he aware that heaven and space are the same thing and that the ancient jews were flat earthers and thought that the earth/universe is 6000 y old? They think that their ancestors lived 1000 y (Well, practically a nice round number, easy to remember for our simple minds).

There are plenty of lines in the Bible that give us that ^^^^ information.

~~~~iceman9090

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Posted by: explosion ( )
Date: November 23, 2020 05:54PM
Re: I asked the bishop a Question and he exploded

thedesertrat1 Wrote:
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> almost XXXed...
> Can you imagine the explosion?

NO! Tell us.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: November 23, 2020 08:46PM
He lives inside the temple, in his house (n/t)


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