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Posted by: JoeSmith666 ( )
Date: November 29, 2020 07:38AM
Monolith gone - D.B. Cooper involved?

The monolith in the Utah desert has disappeared.

It is gone with no one being able to offer and explanation.

BLM does not know what happened. (real BLM, not "black lives matter")

Mormon Leader Dallin Oaks believes that D.B. Cooper is involved as he has a history of mysteriously appearing and disappearing. Much like the Nephite Civilization.

Russel M Nelson, noted infamous World Wide Faith Leader says he may soon have the answer but is awaiting delivery of new batteries for his Lighted pen before he can get the midnight inspiration and write it down. Then he can reveal to the World a new inspired version of Hashtags and Facebook/Twitter postings about how D.B. Cooper is a direct descendant of the Nephites - and possibly one of The Three Nephites. The great truths he may reveal will be on a Pay Per View special hosted by BYU Television and KSL Radio and Right Wing Faith Broadcast Hour.

When asked for his comment Henry B. Eyring blinked, looked confused, teared up and smiled.

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: November 29, 2020 09:50AM
Now that deserves its own movie... (n/t)


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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: November 29, 2020 02:32PM
It will reappear in the temple during the prayer circle (n/t)


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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: November 29, 2020 02:36PM
Re: Monolith gone - D.B. Cooper involved?

D.B.Cooper is not involved because he is long dead.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: November 29, 2020 04:00PM
Re: Monolith gone - D.B. Cooper involved?

Nope. D.B. Cooper was only dead for three days.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: November 29, 2020 04:05PM
Re: Monolith gone - D.B. Cooper involved?

Longer than Elvis

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: November 29, 2020 04:10PM
Re: Monolith gone - D.B. Cooper involved?

Well Elvis is so greasy he slipped right out of spirit prison.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: November 29, 2020 05:37PM
Re: Monolith gone - D.B. Cooper involved?

Will there be a ransom note ?

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Posted by: SL Cabbie ( )
Date: November 30, 2020 03:17PM
D.B. Cooper?!? Wow, There's a Name from the Past...

You might find something Googling "D.B. Cooper: The Real McCoy."

This one suggests Cooper was actually a Mormon named Richard Floyd McCoy, Jr. (deceased). My TBM mentor--the guy the state of Utah first sent to interview Ted Bundy--is a believer in this theory.

Have fun...

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: November 30, 2020 04:59PM
This is spookier than you realize.

Noted pet psychic Beth Lee=Crowther has determined that the obelisk contained the missing 116 pages of the Book Of Mormon. Moroni took the whole kit and kaboodle back to Kolob.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: November 30, 2020 11:52PM
Re: This is spookier than you realize.

Sorry, this too is wrong; my SL mostly inactive gf (She's BEAUTIFUL!) has it safe in her back-yard; btw, she lives on the avenues...



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/01/2020 01:50AM by GNPE.

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Posted by: [|] ( )
Date: December 01, 2020 12:12AM
It moved to Romania

https://abcnews.go.com/US/monolith-discovered-utah-desert-mysteriously-disappears-overnight/story?id=74465679

Actually, it appears someone witnessed it being removed

https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2020/12/witness-claims-annoyed-group-dismantled-removed-mysterious-monolith-in-utah-desert-as-another-appears-in-romania.html

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Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: December 01, 2020 12:49PM
Re: Monolith gone - D.B. Cooper involved?

Looks like another erection has disappeared.

https://www.foxnews.com/world/germany-police-phallus-statue-missing

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Posted by: Top Secret ( )
Date: December 01, 2020 10:22PM
Ziller did it. (n/t)


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