grandpa ziller died ~



ziller cleaning out basement ~



big porno stash there ~



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nineteen sixty one ~



this is some vintage pron yo ~



yes it is brush like ~



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read the articles ~


and all the advertisments ~


sh!t was cheap back then ~


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in 4 links to pics ? ~



use the internet u perv ~



u need to repent ~


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found reels of film too ~



its ancient technology ~



grandma sure was cute ~



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where did he find time ? ~



to produce the family ? ~



and hold down a job ? ~



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u want links to pics ? ~



these belong in a lock box ~



it's history dude ~



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santa and bigfoot ~



would pale in comparison ~



huge discovery ~



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what would grandpa want ? ~



how should ziller honor him ? ~



which was his favorite ? ~



(o_0)



was grandma aware ? ~



of ziller's grandpa's dark deeds ? ~



ya she prolly was ~



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twenty twenty one ~


is starting out right exmos ~


sorry he's ded tho ~



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grand kids want to know ~



what's your browsing history ? ~



what will they find out ? ~



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your aunts and uncles ~



they up 2 some weird azz sh!t ~




it is all on tape ~



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who has a scanner ? ~


let's make a million dollars ~


perverts buy this sh!t ~



∞


"Busty and Plumpers" ~


grandpa was a man of taste ~


true OG scholar ~


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this time warp B S ~


is f*cking with ziller's mind ~


only one more look ~



( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



a great time capsule ~



a great treasure from grandpa ~



hope mom don't find out ~



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ziller is worried ~



that he might find a sex doll ~



better stop looking ~


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ziller is lucky ~



for this family hierloom ~



what your grandpa got ? ~



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who needs internet ? ~



with this sh!t in the closet ? ~



going off line now ~


(⌐■_■)


will pass down to son ~



when he turns thirty seven ~



and he needs a boost ~



ლ(╹◡╹ლ)



pre-internet bros ~



be like W T F is this ~



no gillette razors ? ~




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Nice job!
Those two sure owned a truly rich rich life..

I suggest you celebrate by rubbing one out in Grandpa's memory....

This is why Santa passed your house ziller.

Waaay too naughty.

Dirty mag, put in trash. Repeat this mantra.

Sorry for your loss ziller.

is grandpa dead, opie?

You know someone had to do it, right?

I'm sorry for your loss, ziller.

You found grandpa's stash.

Sneak some into the bookshelves at Deseret Industries, along with the "inspirational romances.'

Sorry about your loss, Z-man, but a little mischief might compensate a little.

> thus sayeth ziller:
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> going off line now ~

You'll be in your bunk.



Sorry for your loss.

How much of this is true, Ziller? Did your grandfather die? Did you go through his things.

I'd hope it's all fiction but fear it may be fact. If so, you have my condolences for what they're worth.

Our condolences, even more.