Um, I give up.

Younger than 50.

A newer mainstreaming Mormon who didn't grow up thinking Mormons shouldn't do that?

A Christmon?

dagny Wrote:
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> A Christmon?

I like it. On Ward Christmon Soldiers.

Hedging their bets?

A crossdresser!

...and they can now go to LDS chapels!

“The transgender policy states that everyone is welcome to attend our meetings and we should create a warm welcoming environment for all, including persons who identify as transgender,” Perkins said. “At the same time, the policy clarifies that some things in the church are gender-specific.”

https://www.fox13now.com/news/local-news/lds-church-defines-what-transgender-members-can-and-cannot-do-in-new-handbook-policy

I remember when showing up in a cross was worse than a dress and my mother wore suit pants to church.

Cross-dresser. Good one.

ziller's girl wore one ~


she was a jack-mormon tho ~


rilly big teds too ~



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seeing that gold cross ~



real up close and personal ~



sure was beautiful ~



(o)(o)



vampires don't like it ~



but ziller gott damn sure did ~



was not scared at all ~



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felt kind of aukward ~



when it tangled in her hair ~



what wood jesus do ? ~



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prolly lay on hands ~



and call on the holy ghoast ~



babynames dot com ~



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> what wood jesus do ? ~

That wood be a great, great line.

An insufferable rood Mormon.

Double crossed?

Double-crossed-plus-God.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/double-plus-good

More good.

"Hence, with the addition of more, or the contraction, mor, we have the word MOR-MON; which means, literally, more good.[25]"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon_(word)#:~:text=It%20has%20been%20stated%20that,from%20the%20Greek%20word%20mormo.&text=Hence%2C%20with%20the%20addition%20of,means%2C%20literally%2C%20more%20good.



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Conflicted.

Yup. I was going to say "confused."

*Poof*



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Evidently, the whole "no cross" thing wasn't always a rule. I have a pic of my great aunt as a child wearing one. This was in
Panguitch and her parents were mormon. Go figure.

It was a thing back in the day.

https://www.deseret.com/2009/9/10/20339414/mormons-and-the-cross#lds-president-joseph-f-smith-talks-at-funeral-at-brigham-city-tabernacle-amid-cross-shaped-floral-arrangements

I call this Mormon a liar.

"Maybe you’re thinking that because Mormons don’t use crosses ourselves, we look down on those who do. But that's not true! In the 11th Article of Faith, it states that “We claim the privilege of worshiping Almighty God according to the dictates of our own conscience, and allow all men the same privilege, let them worship how, where, or what they may.” Basically what we’re saying here is that if wearing a cross helps you to remember Christ and His sacrifice for you, by all means, wear one."
https://www.theodysseyonline.com/why-dont-mormons-wear-crosses

I have a cute little foam Jesus figurine of him praying in the garden of Gethsemane. You can wet it with red-colored water and then give it a little squeeze to show him sweating blood for my sins. ...And your sins, too, Gladys!

We're all sinners, but me less than most, goddam it!

I'm sure that's true. It's hard to commit the really fun sins if you spend your days on a couch watching Phil Donahue reruns.

Does the water make him naked as well?

I have a jalapeno cheeto that looks like mary holding the baby Jesus. Jesus doesn't bleed though.

Squeeze harder.

Not sure if that's as impressive as the face of Anubis appearing in a mustard stain on my shirt.

Crossover

A contradiction.

A Roman Catholic wannabe.

in elementary school and they are baptists. She wanted a cross, so I got her one. My older sister was very upset about it. I should buy my daughter a new one (of course, I'm kidding--we've been getting along too well for the past few years since I decided not to react to her attempts to trigger me).

Shunned

In Utah, exmormons and nonmormons will wear a cross so people won’t assume they are Mormon. Several friends have told that, even though they are agnostic.

A cross mormon?

A cross their universe - cross Kolobians.

You never Call a mormon!

(They do the calling, if you aren't on the Shun, Neglect, & Forget [SHIfT] List.)

NEVER Cross a mormon
They can't Cross the road

Jack

Jacked.