We all used to think that. What's the scuttlebutt now?

Of course
How could you even doubt it oh ye of little faith???

I'm sure they'll see 'em with their "spiritual eyes" or some other half-hearted nonsense like that. Sorry folks, Moroni isn't signing any autographs today.

Moroni is my "new name". I am available to sign autographs. For a fee.

Attending Temple: Indoctrination with extraordinary Whistles & Bells; Not worth the price of admission.

ChurchCo requires almost everything (your soul, your $, your time) with only scant claims (Not Promises!) of anything coming the way of the faithful attendees.

40 years ago I did.

Almost got me thrown out of the temple.

On my first endowment when I reached the Celestial room I fully expected to see my long deceased mother.

I asked my Dad, "Where's Mom?"

He pointed to my stepmother.

I said "No my Mom. Why isn't she here?"

He said it doesn't work that way.

So I said way too loudly. "Then why the hell did I just go through all that ic it doesn't work?"

I was quickly ushered out of the room.

Change ic to if

That's terrible. I'm sorry you experienced those lies and disappointment.

I would've changed the ic to ick.

The young guys doing Baptism assignments believe they will get their eyes opened when watching the girls get dunked. Heavenly vision of them as they come out of the water with the Temple Clothes soaked to transparency.

I've been dreading the thought of my TBM brother claiming he's seen my late wife in some McTemple (they hit them wherever they travel, like Hard Rock Cafés, and other tourist traps). Fortunately, I think he knows better, and, even more fortunately, I seldom hear from him.

to my mess of a life. I'd ask leaders up to BKP and they had the wrong answers and I was fairly certain of that, but you know how it is.

So I knew if I could just get to the CR, I'd find some answers, that I'd be able to sit and meditate. Never even got to sit down in the CR as by the time I got through the veil the few times I went, they were ushering people out.

My answer came when I had to do sealings to some stranger just after 1990 and my "husband" talked me into going back to see the changes and I got pulled aside as someone didn't show up to do sealings. So I got to meditate in the foyer and it became very clear the reality of the temple. I never went back. That was, like I said, 1990. I found the recommend and carry it in my wallet as a remainder of how lucky I am to be out.

It's angles to be observed in the temples...

Maybe they should eliminate the tithing requirement & just put up a toll booth;

Hey! it's worth a try, isn't it?

WHAT? Angels are ONLY atop (outside) LDS temples/ churches/ steeples.

Inside an lds temple, only graven images are to be found.