You heard it here First!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/bear-bites-woman-s-bare-bottom-in-alaskan-outhouse/ar-BB1dO3vS?ocid=msedgntp

I've never cared for outhouses.

Most animal attacks in outhouses are to men - by Black Widow Spiders under the seat. They attack when their space is invaded...

To be serious now, bear bites (if she was bitten) can become infected or even transmit rabies.

If I were her, I would see an MD to check on the wound. I'm not clear as to whether a bite is all you have to worry about or if a swipe with a claw can also cause sepsis. I'd check on it.

And yow. What a startling and nasty surprise. I will definitely now avoid visiting an outhouse in the dead of night. I always just worry about bugs and small critters. And who would think you have to worry about a creature coming up from underneath you. Yikes. Nightmarish!


PS: That's a funny sub line: Bear bites bare behind. My laugh for the day!



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"Cinnamon bears can weigh between 200 and 600 pounds"

Wow, the kind I buy in Oregon are only a gram or two at the most!

Mmmmmmm....cinnamon bears!

You should drive down to CA, where it's legal to buy and hold "cinnamon" in significantly greater volume.



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Yeah, but its probaby a low grade commercial variety that comes up from Mexico, full of stems and seeds, and tastes like burning wood chips when you smok.....I mean when you sprinkle it on your snickerdoodles.

My cinnamon is of the highest quality. My intermediary, whom you may know as Jesus, assures me of that!