"Church account makes $6B - All that pandemic-induced buying from Amaz0n paid off for what is believed to be the church’s largest investment fund.
The tech-heavy Ensign Peak Advisors fund grew by more than $6 billion in 2020, FOX 13 reported, a 16% jump.
The Ensign Peak fund is part of an overall church investment portfolio that was pegged at $100 billion barely a year ago."

https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2021/02/18/latest-mormon-land-was/



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Zap



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/22/2021 01:41AM by Lot's Wife.

Repentance?

If so, good on you, mate! Put another shrimp on the barbi, what doncha?

Kazam!



*Now tell me, why is that word with a third "a" banned by the site? Is it a scatological term in language with which I am unfamiliar?

I ask you that, Elder Brown Eyes.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/22/2021 03:13AM by Lot's Wife.

Who wouldn't ban Amaz-n?

This is why we spell it Amazon, to get around the ban!

Got it, Gladys?

Kaza-m!!!

Is that better? Now riddle me this: what do you call the Mexican-American version of Frank Sinatra?



ETA: I know you can do it!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/22/2021 03:24AM by Lot's Wife.

That would be Paco Sinatra!

What did I win?

Bzzzzzz.

The correct answer is Baby Brown Eyes, of course.

Ain’t love a kick in the head?

And doesn't seeing nine in a row of The Cat’s paws give you goose bumps the size of a David Arreola?

"Fresno man arrested for stealing, cashing in lotto tickets"

https://www.fresnobee.com/news/local/crime/article133035899.html

This guy?

how much OPie earns ~


from its constant click-bait threds ~


it is as follows ~


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Tier 1 ~ $5.50 per 1000 unique views

Tier 2 ~ $1.30 per 1000 unique views

Tier 3 ~ $0.25 per 1000 unique views

Tier 4 ~ $0.12 per 1000 unique views

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~/'o'\~


the more exmos click ~



the more scrode licking scat earns ~



better than street bums ~



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Ziller might actually have a point here. S-Cat/kori might be making money per clicks on his links.

The problem is that there is not a single true believer out there
to whom it will a bit of difference because"God willed it"
And even if they did it wont make any difference

EOD going to be jealous now.


;-)



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And the church will do so much good with that money! Oh right, they won't. They will build more temples that will be open one day per week, and reinvest the rest for...I'm not sure for what.