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Date: March 02, 2021 07:35PM
I had a much happier time with my special companion. I was in the Italy Mission in 1969, in Lugano, in southern Italian-speaking Switzerland. I had a good 4-month run with my trainer, and then the MP made me a trainer for my second companion, Bruce Bastian. You may know the name: He and a guy named Ashcroft got together and produced the first big word processing system, WordPerfect. They got rich off it. A short time later Bastian came out as gay, and you know Mormons. The two sold off the company, I believe because of Bastian coming out. Maybe. Not too sure about that. But I'll always remember him by the following experience:
He and I had a great time, and our highlight was finding the first whole family to be baptized in years. Bastian was also the nicest of all my mission companions; I had a couple of real dicks I had to live with for several months. And once while tracting, we went to the penthouse of an apartment building, and the name on the doorbell said "Mazzini." There are lots of them, so we didn't think anything of it. But a beautiful blond woman came to the door, and it was Bastian's turn to do the "door approach." His Italian wasn't too great, and the woman got confused. Bastian asked innocently, "Ma parla Italiano, Lei?"; "Do you speak Italian?" Taken aback, she said that, as a matter of fact, she DID speak Italian, dammit. "I AM Italian!" But Bastian's innocent door approach got us invited in. She turned out not to be just any Mazzini, but famous Italian singer Mina (Mazzini). We said the usual stuff, gave her an BoM, and she told us to come back anytime. But we never got back in there, although we tried a couple of times. We were really proud of ourselves to be invited into the house of Italy's version of Barbara Streisand, and for a very limited time indeed, we were famous within the mission for both the Mina thing and for baptizing a whole family. I don't think happily on my mission, but those couple of months were fun and memorable.