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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: March 05, 2021 12:47PM
Corky Ra's Summum group in SLC can mummify you for $67K+

https://kutv.com/news/local/utah-organization-offers-modern-mummification-for-people-pets

https://www.everplans.com/articles/who-wants-to-be-a-mummy-pets-included

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 05, 2021 12:49PM
Re: Corky Ra's Summum group in SLC can mummify you for $67K+

Sister Gladys Lott has been doing it for free for at least ...

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: March 05, 2021 02:11PM
Re: Corky Ra's Summum group in SLC can mummify you for $67K+

You just suffer from schnozz envy.

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Posted by: Concrete Zipper ( )
Date: March 05, 2021 12:55PM
Re: Corky Ra's Summum group in SLC can mummify you for $67K+

What's the point in being mummified if you're not around to enjoy it?

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: March 05, 2021 01:05PM
Heh. :) (n/t)


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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: March 05, 2021 01:15PM
Re: Corky Ra's Summum group in SLC can mummify you for $67K+

An RfM poster took me there personally. Perhaps the strangest sub-sub-species of JS's genus (NOT "genius!"). Our friend explained that they make a fair bit of change mummifying people's pets. Brings to mind Roy Rogers' horse, "Trigger."

Maybe I have it wrong--is mummification different from stuffing?

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: March 05, 2021 01:32PM
Re: Corky Ra's Summum group in SLC can mummify you for $67K+

Corky is dead



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2021 01:32PM by Dave the Atheist.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: March 05, 2021 03:19PM
You mean, "Corky is STILL dead." (n/t)


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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: March 06, 2021 02:51AM
Should have checked first. Thanks.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claude_Nowell

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: March 05, 2021 02:18PM
Re: Corky Ra's Summum group in SLC can mummify you for $67K+

The church can now get more mileage from its prophets.

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Posted by: Jesus of Orem ( )
Date: March 05, 2021 03:33PM
Re: Corky Ra's Summum group in SLC can mummify you for $67K+

If they include a funerary scroll and some cool facsimiles, I'm in. Bonus if they put a curse on everything.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: March 06, 2021 01:18AM
Re: Corky Ra's Summum group in SLC can mummify you for $67K+

Hell, I can pickle myself on about $200 worth of gin. $67K is a ripoff.

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