satanists do it ~


all the freaking time OPie ~


plz repent OPie ~

No. But I do follow his twitter account.

Someone sacrifice a pizza or something I'm getting bored of goats

— Satan (@s8n) August 15, 2017


The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8 years old.

So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon me.

— Satan (@s8n) April 24, 2016


8. Enough already.

Stop trying to sell me your souls, hell is depressing enough.

— Satan (@s8n) June 28, 2017


Did you fall from heaven? Because so did I

— Satan (@s8n) February 24, 2017

I am loathe to form an opinion on such limited input, but he sure does come across as my kinda guy!

elderolddog Wrote:
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>    He will surely reply
"bend over
grab your ankles and
kiss your ass goodbye"

Satan is a black man with an Irish name who beguiled Adam.

Back in the day, Master and student could be found on 125st, Harlem, about a block and a half from the Apollo, playing the blues:

http://satanandadamfilm.com

https://youtu.be/B4WZuMPXFZY (Trailer)

Alas, Earth and Time didn't afford me an opportunity to ask him what do I do now, but I imagine he would have played me the answer with joy in his heart.

Human

Human Wrote:
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> Satan is a black man... >
-Switch the letters around-
To: "SANTA is a Black Man"

https://youtu.be/ou0NWJlprOs

Mixing up the letters?
Mixing up the world!
Mixing up myself.

The mixed up mixer
A rare elixir

That aught to fix'er

If both ghawd and satan say they want what's best for you, which of them is lying and which is telling the truth?

The one NOT represented by TLC (the lying church)

Get a ouija board and ask him yourself. See how fast things get freaky.

I'm a satinist

a lacey satinist?




screw it; I'm just gonna leave there



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I enjoy a good bed sheet.

elderolddog Wrote:
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>    

Yes, as a (young) mormononite.

That's what a Mormon prayer is anyway.

PRAYING, [Mormon heavenly Father, you Devil, you] WTF am I supposed to make of this crazy "religion", and HOW TO PROCEED.

Like dialing a number nowadays: no answer

Mormonism stands between God - Jesus - and Satan, but is closest to the latter. TSCC is the devil...

The (d)evil is in the details