"Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.")
PS: I was bit by a duck once, in my friends back yard--even though it was behind a chain-link fence. (It had to go out of it's way to do so.) -------
By the way, I put my hand under the fence to save a baby bird who had fallen out of its nest from being eaten by this duck, and the bird's mother pooed on my head, to express her gratitude. :)