https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2021/06/jeff-bezos-is-heading-to-outer-space-for-a-few-minutes.html

who paid next to nothing (less than 1%) in taxes between 2014 and 2018, we learn is going to retire and immediately leave the planet on a rocket ship, with his brother and a bunch of really rich friends.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/propublica-uber-rich-pay-income-tax-78149407

Bezos is building an off world Space Station right now.
It's being built in easily transportable parts, right next door to Boeing in the Valley between the Salish Sea and Tahoma, the breast of the Earth, god to the native Salish.

Jeff is like, "Bezos balls out!!!"
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/15/Amazon_Spheres_05.jpg

(Awesome Lesbian ExMo Niece works for Bezos and calls his balls, Bezos Balls)

because he can, before the 2nd richest guy in the world.

https://www.blueorigin.com/new-glenn/



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Maybe he's just following his Tao?

With that much money, I'm just surprised he didn't retire years ago. I don't get it. But he must figure now's the time to get out after making a killing off of Covid Pandemic and IRS Reports getting leaked by Propublica, he says, "Fuck it! I'm spending half a billion on a yacht that has a satellite helicopter yacht, just to land helicopters, not for people or anything.
So he's now got a way to do that in the low earth orbit.

Well you may escape for four days in space
But when you return it’s the same old place

He just want to get out of here!

To go somewhere the Amazon can't reach.

Mar's newest beach!
It's called deserted, boring and lonely.

The bad news is he is coming back.

Perhaps there's still time to put some more space junk in his presumptive path.

He is the SPACE JUNK(ie)

It’s funny that Americans will potentially give this guy ten billion dollars* for losing a bid against Musk. Priorities, am I right:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Joe Biden on Monday said his administration will defend at the U.S. Supreme Court a law that excludes Puerto Rico from a federal program that provides benefits to low-income elderly, blind and disabled people, adhering to the same policy as his Republican predecessor Donald Trump.

Screw those people. They’re not Americans anyway…

Even funnier is how Amazon just bought MGM for 8.5 billion dollars. So Americans will potentially buy MGM for Bezos and leave him a billion and a half for pocket change.


Sometimes I wonder if these kinds of things happen because Americans are genuinely incapable of visualizing the massive difference between a million and a billion. Naw, that’s not it. They happen because the people’s government does not care about the people. Oddly, many American citizens believe that to be right and good, and some even go as far as divine.

* https://theintercept.com/2021/05/25/jeff-bezos-blue-origin-senate-bailout/

It must be nice to live in Canada, where no minority is ever mistreated.

Puerto Ricans do not pay personal income taxes to the Federal coffers so perhaps this is the reason.

That is, until January 28, 1986.

Then I thought, "Nah, earth is actually a pretty nice place. And relatively safe."