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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: July 01, 2021 11:34PM

Y’all could probably use a kind word. Canada’s been having a bad hair month. For what it’s worth, we (US) still have most of the crazies.

May your fireworks fans not torch the west :-/

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: July 01, 2021 11:37PM

Does Canada have a fourth of july ?

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: July 01, 2021 11:56PM

No we have a 1st of July

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: July 01, 2021 11:57PM

Yeah, it falls on July first in Canada. One-upsmanship.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: July 01, 2021 11:56PM

Thanks!

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Posted by: logged out today ( )
Date: July 02, 2021 12:18AM

Canada Day used to be called Dominion Day. I wish they had kept the old name; it had character and a hint of swagger that the current name is missing. Sort of like if the US renamed its holiday from Independence Day to America Day.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: July 02, 2021 01:28AM

All countries have a fourth of july. It falls between the third of july and the fifth of july.

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Posted by: [|] ( )
Date: July 02, 2021 01:52AM

Iran and Afghanistan don't

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_Hijri_calendar

he Solar Hijri calendar also called the Iranian Hijri calendar[1] or Shamsi Hijri calendar, and abbreviated as SH and, sometimes, HS, is the official calendar of Iran and Afghanistan.

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Posted by: Tevai ( )
Date: July 02, 2021 01:42AM

To all Canadians here on RfM:

Happy Canada Day!!

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: July 02, 2021 11:10AM

every july 1st ~


canadians emerge from they igloos ~


after a meal of round bacon ~


and maple syrup ~


they dust off they flannel shirts ~


and blink and squint at the unfamiliar sun ~


they open they wallets ~


to see if they have enough monopoly® money ~


to buy a canadian bottle of beer ~


and a pack of imported smokes ~


if so ~


they head to the bar to celebrate canadian day ~


if not ~


they go back into they igloos to hibernate ~


with they eskimo girlfrind ~

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Posted by: cheezus ( )
Date: July 02, 2021 01:08PM

You insensitive son-of-a-bitch!!!!! Where is the required bilingual part of that holiday wish/greeting? I guess I'll have to do it for you

Bonne Fete du Canada!!! (sorry for the punctuation problems, I'm lazy and insensitive and just feel like triggering others)

And as some noted on a certain former black face current Prime Minister's facebook page: Vive le Canada libéré du Québec!

The struggle is real!

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