the Universal Life church
If anyone in orem or provo wants to get married
srtaight ===gay== lesbian==bi=
if you have a Utah marriage license I will perform the ceremony for you

Will you grant me Absolution ?

I'm ordained to LDS priesthood. I absolve you kathleen. With the cheesiest refrains...

“You Are So Beautiful”
“Can You Feel the Love Tonight”
“More Than Words”
“Groovy Kind of Love”
“When I See You Smile”
“My Heart Will Go On”

Amen.

I have neither resigned or been excommunicated. Maybe this will help them offer me their sacrament of excommunication since I don't want their sacraments of exaltation.

Thank you, Elder Berry. :)

probably not Kathleen because you have had the audacity to disagree with me form time to time. So for you it is a coal shovel instead of a harp (yuk yuk yuk a0

But, but, but … I love dogs. Does that help ?

I’m an ordained Zen Dudeist Priest in the Church of the Latter Day Dude. It’s free if anybody wants to get ordained so they can legally marry their straight or LGBTQ+ friends anywhere in America.
We got married last year Mid Pandemic, by our Zen Dudeist friend, on our favorite island in the Salish Sea with our 15 closest friends and family.

Years ago I had an old 7-iron golf club of mine ordained. I listed it on my corporate profile as Spiritual Advisor/Consultant - Rev. Seve Niron.

Soon Seve began receiving junk mail. The best piece was a pair of sample pantyhose with a note from the company saying that if the pantyhose wasn't wanted, return them. If kept, send in $5.00. Since the pantyhose company received neither in return, threatening letters were received. Apparently Seve now has a horrible credit score.

Seve also received several autograph requests. One request came with a nice note saying how wonderful it was that Seve was able to serve as a spiritual force of god for the corporation and asked for an autographed business card.

Seve has long been retired, but still maintains a space in the closet.

Seve Niron obviously had lofty ambitions, but there are loftier . . .

The sanctimonious
hypocrtical
bigotry
of The One And Only Church gets more and more obvious every day

Did you misplace your Gospel Glasses?

https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/general-conference/2017/10/spiritual-eclipse?lang=eng

I am an ordained mormon priest. Top that !

Dave the Atheist Wrote:
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> I am an ordained mormon priest. Top that !

Hey Dave I already did

But do you have more priesthood in _____________ (pick your appendage) than the Pope. Siam Babba, or Joel Osteen's ___________ (again choose and appendage)?

I can marry anybody
I think I'll wait