Some older mormon family were concerned but the "end tines" again given recent events.

The old timers are still having in there thinking the year being 2021 surely the big war with Satan is going to go kinetic and clack off anytime now.

Any mormon neighbors abd/or still concerned if Jesus is ever showing up?

Forgive my errors as I have a small screen old phone. Forget those $500 + surveillance devices.

Cleon Skousen and Ezra and the boys were thinking that 70 years ago. They even thought it was basically going to be a race war. So, hardly anything has changed in these peoples minds. There is nothing new under the sun.


Oh, and all cellphones get tracked at least to the cell tower level.

for the end of the world. Don't miss this once in a lifetime event.

Yes, many of my friends and neighbors are 100% convinced that the end is imminent. It's easy to make jokes, but the consequences are deadly. It's why they believe stopping abortion is more important than stopping global warming. It's why they gerrymander our voting districts. It's why they let our children die rather than impose COVID restrictions. I have stopped laughing.

They're ignoring orthodox mormon doctrine.

- Jackson Co. temple

- Mormon Jerusalem temple

- Lamanites blossoming as the rose (Indian Placement Program doesn't count)

- Council at Adam-ondi-Ahman

- 2 mormon GA "prophets" in Jerusalem for 3-1/2 *years* then are killed

- NO RAINBOWS

all have to happen before the end. Your older family members are heretics and in apostasy. Throw that by them (they were all taught this crap at some point) and watch them squirm.

Saw 3 rainbows today so not the end of the world. Yet.

I wish every time there was an End of Times they would put out commemorative coins or plates or at least a Tee shirt. But I guess the organizers just think, "What's the point?"

When you have one "end times" coin or plate you have them all.

How many Elvis, Monroe or troll plates should you buy to remember?

If I had a dollar for every failed Doomsday prophecy I’d be a millionaire!

I made some odd statement to avoid the topic.

I was just telling my "husband" about the flooding in NY and he sarcastically said, "It's the end of times." Then he started in on all that fasting those people down south in Utah must have done as they've been flooded. I guess those of us up North, didn't fast enough.

Flushing NY is appropriately named

Why is "End of Days" only 11% on Rotten Tomatoes?

Jesus will come as a thief in the night. Probably after most people have become secular and don’t believe in Jesus anymore. Nobody will be expecting him then. Ha! Ha! I guess wanting the mountains to fall on you is the biblical way of saying “shitting bricks”.

Just a side effect of the ivermectin. What goes in must come out.

Wait, so I can poop like a wombat?

Not unless you can poop cubes :)

A friend of mine's sister had "you will raise your children in the new millennium" in her patriarchal blessing. That was 50+ years ago and she died a long time ago.....go figure.

Does anyone recall those Dramatized Church History cassettes? in the beige binder? I remember listening to what some one at church co, inc thought how it might all go down when the Jesus makes his return. Those were extreeeeeeeemly goofy then. No telling how those would be perceived today.

My wife and the bishop's wife have been going nuts with the end times nonsense. I had to testify to my better-half that she would never see Jesus's return, nor would anyone. I bored her with my solemn witness that the top 15 are full of crap and have never seen the Jesus. She testified that I don't know what I'm talking about. Dueling testimonies.... Should be an apologetic olympic sport, or a prescription for insomnia.

on the white throne and so far I don't have Moroni tooting his horn to warn my neighbors.

If Jesus "shows up"
We won't need all thishit!
(we've prepared for nothing)

Hebrew calendar year 5782 just started, so we have 218 more years to go before the holy seventh millennium.

Just ask Tevai!



L’shana Tovah

Every single end of times prediction has been wrong. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. People who still fall for those predictions are either batshit crazy or complete morons. Or both.

I find Mormons are confused. Their prophet says everything is going to work out because we have a lot of missionary work and temple work to do. Then they talk end times.

Sorry. It’s very difficult to do spread the gospel to the rest of the world when the world is in a state of chaos. The church operates like a business. It relies on banks, modern infrastructure and friendly international relations to work. When finance, infrastructure and international relations fall apart so does the church’s ability to run.

It can’t even run normal sessions in it’s temples right now.