Russ was up all night with his pen and notepad. Being inspired by the Lord all headwear worn in the temple will be made of tin foil. This will offer the temple patrons a better receptor to tune into the spiritual world through the veil that is always thin inside the temple. The church hopes that wearing tin foil on the head will increase spiritual experiences inside the temple thus giving a better excuse for wasting so much money on these tacky and cosmic looking buildings that look like beacons at night to attract the mothership. For personal revelation and inspiration it’s suggested that placing a rock inside the tin foil hat and looking into it in a dark room while wearing the green apron around your neck like a bib and saying Pay Lay Ale three times while clicking your heals will open a conduit to Kolob.