I don't know who "they" is but I'm sure they exist and will stop at nothing to control me. If I don't do what I'm supposed to (work, support my family, not run for the hills to live off of the land) they will cancel my ability to do anything online.

So, I should preemptively get rid of my FB account and start hoarding canned goods in case I need to rent a huge truck and transport those food stuffs to wherever is safest to hole up and hide from them.

Don't send your checks to my home address. I'm working on getting a PO Box somewhere they would never suspect and using an alias.

Once I have that million dollars I can retire in peace somewhere they will never find me. That wouldn't be cancelled at all!

I can pay you in smoked foods, and ice cream. I'm holding on to my cash for now though.

But, if I were you, I'd ask for more....like maybe "one beeeelion dollars"!

Can you put the smoked foods in a can? It isn't as much about the money as being able to survive being cancelled by them. I'll need a lot of food if I live a few more decades after having been cancelled.

I'll see what I "can" do for you :)

Don't forget your can opener!

And your laptop so you can keep us updated on your life and times.

Right! Thanks!

I'll send you a million dollars just as soon as I figure out where the kids put the Monopoly game.

If you can't find it, you can just send me the stuff they have in banks. I hear it is backed by nothing and basically (a) Monopoly money.



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I can't send much, but I might be able to ship a copy of "The SAS Survival Guide," some fishing lures, and a deck of cards.

Other than the lures, that is "just paper" but it might come in handy.

You can have my old signs and tokens.