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How would this go over in Utah? Maybe a few fender-benders or serious rubber necking.
Or else how could I improve it?
Or else how could I improve it?
Second Anointing
Why have just one?
Why have just one?
Haha. That is the best!
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> Or else how could I improve it?
How about first Anointing?
"I got touched in the temple"
"When I went they touched me under the shield.'
"How'd you get garmented? Felt up first asked questions later?"
"Did an old man in a white suit put your first pair of big boy briefs on you too?"
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> Or else how could I improve it?
How about first Anointing?
"I got touched in the temple"
"When I went they touched me under the shield.'
"How'd you get garmented? Felt up first asked questions later?"
"Did an old man in a white suit put your first pair of big boy briefs on you too?"
Why couldn't a temple visit double as a prostate exam?
This could be interesting!
Make it like an MLM pitch:
Ask me about the SECOND ANOINTING!
Make it like an MLM pitch:
Ask me about the SECOND ANOINTING!
Honk if your Call and Election has been made sure!
So what!!! Fuck You!!! I'm Second Anointed!!
My Wife is so righteous, she blessed me...once!
Ask me how good Jesus (or a stand in old man) cleans my feet.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/09/2021 12:31PM by cheezus.
So what!!! Fuck You!!! I'm Second Anointed!!
My Wife is so righteous, she blessed me...once!
Ask me how good Jesus (or a stand in old man) cleans my feet.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/09/2021 12:31PM by cheezus.
I think it would be funny if somebody did one Hobbit-style:
https://imgflip.com/i/5pvwpd
"We had one anointing, yes, but what about second anointing?"
https://imgflip.com/i/5pvwpd
"We had one anointing, yes, but what about second anointing?"
"Second Anointees do it with impunity!"