OK ~


so ~


ziller had to go to prison an he was rilly depressed ~


ziller was already missing his friends, family and loved ones ~


luckily ziller was able to get an appointment with a mormon bishop who specialized in prison ministry who tried to cheer ziller up ~


the mormon bishop asked ziller "do you like movies ?" ~


ziller said, "ya sure" ~


the mormon bishop said, "well, thats great, you are going to love mondays because there is a guy here who was a big-shot movie critic and he gets all the first runs of all the premium movies and every monday night all the inmates get together in the gym and watch these great movies ~


the mormon bishop asked ziller "do you like food ?" ~


ziller said, "ya sure" ~


the mormon bishop said, "well, that is great, you are going to love tuesdays because there is a guy here who is a professionally trained chef and every tuesday night all the inmates get together and pool their commissary food and he makes these 5-star meals of really delicious food ~


the mormon bishop asked ziller "do you like sports ?" ~


ziller said, "ya sure" ~


the mormon bishop said, "well, that is great, you are going to love wednesdays because every wednesday all the inmates get together and everyone plays baseball, basketball and football ~


the mormon bishop asked ziller "do you like to engage in homosexual activity ?" ~


ziller said, "no thank you sir ~ ziller likes girls" ~


the mormon bishop said, "well, you are not going to like thursdays" ~


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in b 4 ~ in b 4 ~

If you need a file in a cake or foot long hot dog delivered, let me know.

There is a joke there, screaming to be expressed.

>> There is a joke there, screaming to be expressed. <<

Yes, it's a little hard to get it if you aren't looking through a Nietzschean lens though.

I'm holding out for Nietzschean contacts--the ones with a blue tint so you can find them when you drop them on the floor of the asylum.

Is Thursday FHE? That would make sense.

No that would be Friday: Friday Homosexual Exercises

Thursday would be Do You Like Clothing day?

Yes-

Well, Thursday is laundry day

Otherwise known as, Streaking day

What a streak, and a strike, and a strut.

I can't imagine what Saturday and Sunday are.

They can't be good. There's just no way.

cheezus Wrote:
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> Is Thursday FHE? That would make sense.


No, that would be Friday Hangover Events

Try THE: THURSDAY Hectic Evening

Acronyms. Acronyms-

Again ?

And was exonerated!

°●♡ Yay ♡●°

When they start rounding up the Christians, will Ziller be convicted?

the mormon bishop asked ziller "do you like showers?" ~

not the golden ones ?

[Mormon] bishop are golden?
I thought they were green.

You should have your own movie series like Ernest goes to Jail but substitute ziller instead of Ernest.

Just my thoughts. Take care buddy.

In b4~ someone else says how dumb this is

Ziller is awesome no matter where he goes.

is there a Mrs. Ziller that GNPE can make a move on while Ziller is in the Can?

PLEASE DON'T TELL ME 'ZILLER' IS A WOMAN/GIRL/FEMALE (silly grin)

Ziller didn’t do it !!!

It was the one-armed man !