One of my older brothers has been giving me Book of Mormon lessons over the phone these past few weeks. I never made it to early morning Seminary like he did.
One conversation I spit my coffee all over the counter and another one I spit my beer, dammit!
The amazing thing of it all is knowing that most of our relatives believe this horse shit.
Of course, both of us know that Joe Smith plagiarized from several 19th-century authors.
Boat building?
Laban and the brass plates?
Jesus in the American sky as an apparition?
Lots of unnecessary blood and violence?
Laughable and ridiculous…
The Most Incorrect Book ever printed.

BoM has over 3000 changes.

in b 4 ~ OPie's older brother farts and then holds the bed covers over OPie's head ~

My convert brother started attending seminary in high school. We only figured it out later because he lied and said he had ROTC drill team practice at 6am every morning. I guess he started "lying for the lord" early on.