News reports that Mormon crickets are devastating crops in eastern Oregon and nearby.

I wonder how soon the Brethren will issue a press statement requesting reporters to refer to them as "Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints crickets"? Otherwise it's a victory for Satan.

I propose trying to get them renamed Lamanite locusts.

Thanks to genetic testing, we know that Native Americans are not being denigrated. We can revisit the matter once a Lamanite people are found . . .

Were the Lamanite crickets cursed with a shell of blackness?

How does one refer to Mormon pioneers now? LDS pioneers?

‘Victory For Satan Crickets!”

RPackham Wrote:
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> I wonder how soon the Brethren will issue a press
> statement requesting reporters to refer to them as
> "Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
> crickets"?

That's funny.

So mormon crickets make bad neighbors too?

Those seagulls were smart. So chow down!

Those crickets were an important source of food for the Utes.

Anyone know is mixing DAWN dish soap with water and spraying them will kill them? Works great on Box Elder bugs and grashoppers and many other bugs. Spray the Box Elder bugs and watch them die fast. Big masses sprayed die and fall off the fences, trees and walls much faster than if you hit them with pesticides.

Later you can spray water on the walls and get them clean from the soapy water - a bonus.

If you kill those Mormon Crickets before they reach the age of accountability will they need to be dead dunked?

Mormons: crickets