every july 1st ~


canadians emerge from they igloos ~


after a meal of round bacon ~


and maple syrup ~


they dust off they flannel shirts ~


and blink and squint at the unfamiliar sun ~


they pray to they atheistic gods ~


and queen elizabeth ~


for her health ~


and for the metric system ~


and for their funny accents ~


and for queen elizabeth allowing canadia to be a semi-independent nation ~


then they open they wallets ~


to see if they have enough monopoly® money ~


to buy a canadian bottle of beer ~


and a pack of imported smokes ~


if they have enough monopoly® money ~


they head to the bar to celebrate canadian day ~


pretty much like every other day ~


if they do not have enough monopoly® money ~


they go back into they igloos to hibernate ~


with they eskimo girlfriends ~


happy canadian day y'all ~

Oh Canada!

I grew up in British Columbia. Love it there! I'm trying to convince my hubby to immigrate there before the coming US civil war...

Hey Ziller, you forgot to mention the Polar Bears we have to fight our way through every day that live just over thr border.

Polar bear express ...


https://www.ontarionorthland.ca/en/polar-bear-express-schedule-summer-2022

I didn't realize there were so many bagpipe players in Saskatchewan ...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgpoSAy_nyg

Haha i am at a bikini bar right now and i thought about you ziller that you would be having a GREAT time here right now.

When I lived in Toronto in another life and time Canadians I knew often fought back against the stereotypes by telling me you could always tell the American visitors by the skis they brought with them in July and August.

Or them asking where the igloos are???

As I recall, they emerge from their igloos because the lease was up and had to move to another igloo. Ever try to rent a moving truck on Canada Day in Quebec? Missionaries get in the hours of service that day for sure. Though, is Quebec really part of Canada?

Where the white women at ?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jGp_ZC2iBE

And it's officially called Canada Day