Are you experiencing an emotional personal or family crisis?
Are you tired of having to decide things on your own?
Well, you've come to the right place!
We have the perfect solution for you -- Cultworld!
That's right, friends -- a new total, 24/7/365 theme park experience that's designed just for you!
Happyworld, the Total Entertainment Company™, has created a new personalized experience that will totally enmesh you into the cult experience of your choice.
You'll be told what to think, what to believe, and what to do. Happyworld's Personal Involvement Guides™ will examine you minutely and determine the best cult experience that will completely break down your will and destroy your mind.
Just think (while you still can) about what Cultworld can do for you!
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Total asset transfer required upon signature. Assets are non-refundable. Happyworld is not responsible for induced mental illness, drug or alcohol abuse, suicide, terrorism, or permanent dogmatic, rigid, or inflexible thinking or sex abuse.
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