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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: August 12, 2022 01:48PM


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Posted by: Happy_Heretic ( )
Date: August 12, 2022 01:58PM


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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: August 12, 2022 02:15PM


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Posted by: moehoward ( )
Date: August 13, 2022 04:38PM

I was thinking the same thing when I saw this post. Carlin dials it

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: August 12, 2022 03:13PM

God bought his way into heaven but had to take out a loan to do it. Now he has to pay it back. God just like any TV evangelist, he needs your money!

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 12, 2022 04:51PM

The church is 'hoarding' money in case when Jesus returns he forgets his wallet.

...Anyone want to go on record regarding which media star gets to be the first one to interview Jesus?  And you can't just say, "A Kardashian!"; you have to say which one.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: August 12, 2022 05:01PM

The one with the big butt ?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 12, 2022 05:03PM

What if Jesus thought you were wondering which Jesus?

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: August 12, 2022 05:03PM

The one whose body is 50% plastic by weight?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 12, 2022 05:04PM

Lot's Wife Wrote:
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> The one whose body is
> 50% plastic by weight?


Oh, my!  Jealousy can be such an ugly emotion!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: August 12, 2022 05:08PM

Cut to the quick, I am!

But that's just because you are a lousy cosmetic surgeon.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 12, 2022 05:13PM

Assuming that my golf handicap had any bearing on my 'make-over' skills was all on you, Gladys...

And, ah-hem, your check still hasn't cleared!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: August 12, 2022 06:05PM

I opted to pay in kind. Your goat should arrive any day now.

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: August 13, 2022 04:54PM

And a great weekend to you too upon my return from holiday. I'm really enjoying this thread.

Tom, back from Pornichet

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: August 13, 2022 06:19PM

EOD tells me you can get Pornichet on the internet.

Goats too.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 13, 2022 07:25PM

          FREE PORN'n'chit!!!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: August 13, 2022 08:15PM

The goats remain a curiosity. But that's what you ordered and the customer is always right.

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: August 14, 2022 04:20AM

Are the goats involved in the porn? I'm worried here...

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Posted by: [|] ( )
Date: August 14, 2022 05:11AM

Only in France.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: August 12, 2022 06:11PM

Am I the only one who has never watched one second of Kardashian shows? I saw an ad for one of their programs once and thought it was about plastic surgery cases gone bad.

But what about Pete!? Didn't he get a tattoo or branding or something making her name permanent on his bod somewhere? Oh the humanity.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: August 12, 2022 06:14PM

I have never watched any shows featuring the Kardashians. At times my abstinence has been difficult because EOD keeps sending me videos.

Fortunately, I do not own a Betamax machine.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: August 12, 2022 05:18PM

God grifting works!

If you can find people who can believe God can do anything except He needs their money, you have the best scam going.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: August 12, 2022 09:19PM

Why can't Jesus turn yesterday's newspaper into Benjamins?

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Posted by: schrodingerscat ( )
Date: August 12, 2022 09:57PM

God is a mass delusion of grandeur used to fool dupes into paying tithes to the corrupt charlatans who prey upon the innocent by appealing to their innate fear of death and offering them a free ‘cure’, you don’t have to really die, because invisible white superman in the sky will save you from death, for the low, low fee of 10% of your income,
Gross,
not Net.
God doesn’t believe in taxes.

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Posted by: Cauda ( )
Date: August 14, 2022 02:27AM

It is quite impressive that hucksters can take a bronze age book and out of it build financial empires. They have private jets, mansions, fancy clothing, mistresses in every town.

Tells something about society and the core ambitions.

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: August 14, 2022 01:36AM

In the book of mormon god leads his prophets to all manner of "ore" to make tools and the first sets if plates. 1 Nephi 17:9, 18:25 and 19:1.

So....why didn't Joseph just find the gold he needed?

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Posted by: Kennecott ( )
Date: August 14, 2022 01:54AM

>So....why didn't Joseph just find the gold he needed?

The Nephites used it all up.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: August 14, 2022 10:23AM

They needed iron for their swords, chariots, and gym equipment. We are still looking for archeological evidence of any smelting operations.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: August 14, 2022 02:33AM

God needs money because prices keep going up.

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: August 14, 2022 09:43AM

anybody Wrote:
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> n/t
Because it takes money to go out partying on Saturday night so you have something to repent from on Sunday morning!
Besides that the cost of New York Steak has skyrocketed

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: August 14, 2022 12:32PM

Every church needs money to pay the mortgage, keep the lights and heat on, etc. But most churches manage to do this on a 1-3% donation per family. With that money, they are able to provide for the church's needs, pay salaries, and also do charity work. The Mormon church rakes in money far beyond its needs, and it does not do significant charity work. Nice scam they've got going there.

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