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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 14, 2022 11:27AM

It's the sex that costs.

Joseph Smith couldn't afford all the sex that he wanted so ... mormonism was invented.


It's a work in progress, given how much there is to cover up.

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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: August 14, 2022 12:16PM

If Mormonism is for getting sex, I obviously didn't didn't do Mormonism correctly.

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: August 14, 2022 12:28PM

CrispingPin Wrote:
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> If Mormonism is for getting sex, I obviously
> didn't didn't do Mormonism correctly.
ain't it the truth

ain't it the truth

ain't it the truth

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: August 14, 2022 12:27PM

Yes, his con was truly genius in terms of getting him sex with a wide variety of partners.

To me, the sick thing was that so many of his cronies bought into it, swapping out their young daughters for power, prestige, and their own young "wives." Mormonism was never any respecter of women, and very few of those men had any morals to speak of, least of all Joseph Smith.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 08/14/2022 05:44PM by summer.

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: August 14, 2022 04:26PM


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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 14, 2022 04:40PM

Love IS free, and I, as a ghawd in embryo, will prove it!

              I LOVE me, and I don't charge.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: August 14, 2022 05:01PM

Okay, so Plan B is free.

Did you really want us to know that?

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: August 14, 2022 05:22PM

Love and a Flaming Sword - The Story of Joseph Smith

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Posted by: sunbeep ( )
Date: August 14, 2022 09:43PM

I'll take a buck forty's worth. Can I get it gift wrapped please?

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: August 14, 2022 10:15PM

Love is indented.

They have a drug for that now.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: August 14, 2022 10:26PM

I believe it's on Medicare Plan B.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: August 14, 2022 10:40PM

Uh oh ...

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: August 14, 2022 11:38PM

too bad none of his gfs 'spiritual wives' gave birth to someone we could trace back to -or- that we don't have documentation of any sort

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: August 15, 2022 10:57AM

Giving love is free. Receiving it can make one suspicious. Well, after a life time in mormonism anyway-- you feel like you need to look under the corner.

People feel like they are incomplete without it but once they find it they are finished.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 15, 2022 11:14AM

Smith couldn't afford all the wives he wanted. Young tried and was a little more successful. If it were just about sex Smith would have invented temporary spiritual wives.

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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: August 15, 2022 11:41AM

Spiritual friends with benefits.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: August 15, 2022 12:15PM

Is it any wonder that "Burning in the Bosom" became such a popular phrase in Mormondom?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 15, 2022 12:48PM

Don't take this personally, but what about, "my loins ached for you!"?

If I were gay, "sirloin" would mean a well endowed, and very courteous, gentleman...you know, as in Sir Loin, one of the knights in white satin...





Please keep in mind that I cannot be held responsible for the nonsense my brain tells my fingers to type...

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: August 15, 2022 03:09PM

I don't really buy into that Joseph Smith was the big womanizer it's claimed he was. He could get Emma pregnant so we know he wasn't shooting blanks. Where are the illegitimate children? Maybe he was just getting blow jobs.

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: August 31, 2022 06:23AM

Elisa Snow was pregnant by Joseph until Emma pushed her down the stairs ending the pregnancy.

Sylvia Lyons claimed her daughter Josephine was Joseph's. The church disputes it but as my grandma said... Grandma Sylvia knew who came in her and when.

Of course we assume Emma was faithful and Joseph was the father.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: August 16, 2022 02:57AM

“hyperbole just makes makes everything a million times worse”

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Posted by: desertwoman ( )
Date: August 28, 2022 09:23PM

Rubicon wrote:

I don't really buy into that Joseph Smith was the big womanizer it's claimed he was. He could get Emma pregnant so we know he wasn't shooting blanks. Where are the illegitimate children?"

Holy Frijole!, you guys! It's time to return to your church history books!

In Fawn Brodie's book, "No Man Knows My History", chapter XXII, called "The Bennett Explosion", Ms. Brodie wrote about John Cook Bennett, a physician and abortionist, who moved to Nauvoo, as he had heard rumors of polygamy and wanted to get in on it.

If you have her book, check out the bottom of page 311, top of page 312, and the footnotes at the bottom of 312. There's likely to be more on the subject in said chapter and/or other parts of the book.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: August 28, 2022 09:30PM

Thank you for this. Sometimes we forget that we already have answers.

I'm not sure the Bennett argument is probative by itself, but in conjunction with the first-hand accounts of honorable women it is more than enough to put to bed the notion that JS wasn't sexually active with his many "wives."

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: August 30, 2022 04:21AM

Joseph's treatment of Nancy Rigdon was enough for me. She was disgusted that he was trying to get into her skirt so he destroyed her reputation. That alone is a hallmark of who Joseph really was.

Of course, there was much more lechery and malfeasance going on as business as usual. It wouldn't surprise me if he was assassinated by his own people at Carthage. They may have felt he had it coming.

Joseph cultivated a cult leader persona that made his followers think he could do no wrong. Insiders knew the ugly truth.

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Posted by: cheezus ( )
Date: August 31, 2022 07:11PM

A dear friend once told me: Love everyone, just don't get caught.

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