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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: September 22, 2022 11:07AM

happy equinox y'all !!! ~


equinox is a special time of year for exmos ~


it is when exmos celebrate a highlight of the solar orb's annual journey ~


as exmos experience a day and a night of equal duration ~


the equinox which occurs about this time every september ~


signals the beginning of autumn~


when the daylight hours grow progressively shorter ~


and the night time hours stretch toward "the longest night" ~


the fall equinox is also when exmos remember ~


that every year at this time from 1823 to 1827 ~


(over 100 years ago) ~


the demon moroni appeared to joseph smith, jr. ~


conjured by old-time folk-magic ~


out in the woods of upstate new york ~


an gave joseph smith, jr. demonic instruction ~


and finally on 22 september 1827 ~


the demon moroni delivered to joseph smith, jr. ~


the mormon bible written on gold-foil sheets ~


and a 'special rock' which enabled joseph smith, jr. to translate the demon moroni's golden book into passable king james style english ~


the demon moroni took the golden plated book back to hell ~


but the 'special rock' is still with us exmos ~


it is now on display at RfM headquarters in salt lake city utah for the whole exmo world to see ~


this 'special rock' is one of the most profound relics in mormonism ~


many mormon apologist theories have been advanced to explain it ~


some mormon sects fear the 'special rock' ~


an believe that joseph smith, jr. was actually controlled by it ~


an made most of his false prophecies while under its influence ~


other mormon theologians postulate that the 'special rock' is a symbol of the mormon godhead's divine scrotum ~


and that joseph smith, jr. used it in a disgusting manner during sex with his many concubines ~


exmos know that these are all simple lies ~


the holy mormon 'special rock' is actually the meta-physical twin ~


of 'the one true rock' brought to u. s. america ~


by supernatural seafaring magical hebrews ~


and given to u. s. america's paleolithic inhabitants ~


in exchange for their land and freedom ~


(this 'one true rock' is still in the possession of the holy men of the lakota tribe in they dakota home-land area of u. s. america wherein they dwell to this day) ~


an although many various edited reversions of the demon moroni's golden mormon bible are available to exmos today in printed form ~


scientist have proven that this 'true rock' ~


combined with the holy mormon 'special rock' ~


protects all apostates, heretics and blasphemers from the wrath of the so-called MormonJesus™ to this day !!! ~


happy equinox y'all !!! ~


it is ziller's hope that all exmos are enjoying peace and prosperity and happiness in this joyous season of holy equinox ~





p.s. ~ (scripture corner) ~

"he who digs a pit shall fall therein ~

and he that rolls a stone ~

it will return upon him." ~ proverbs 26:27

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: September 22, 2022 11:17AM

Wait until you hear about the Easter story and spring with the demon pagan bunny.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: September 22, 2022 11:37AM

p.s. I'm putting ziller in the corner with his demon Jesus.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: September 22, 2022 05:03PM

Joseph noted his pects. Moroni could really work a dance pole.

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Posted by: slskipper ( )
Date: September 25, 2022 11:35AM

Here is a new video on the subject:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULG2Uk3ggDg

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: September 25, 2022 01:17PM

Wait until you hear about the body builders.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: October 03, 2022 03:09PM

Ooh, I love scary stories this time of year.

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