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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: September 22, 2022 11:07AM

happy equinox y'all !!! ~

equinox is a special time of year for exmos ~

it is when exmos celebrate a highlight of the solar orb's annual journey ~

as exmos experience a day and a night of equal duration ~

the equinox which occurs about this time every september ~

signals the beginning of autumn~

when the daylight hours grow progressively shorter ~

and the night time hours stretch toward "the longest night" ~

the fall equinox is also when exmos remember ~

that every year at this time from 1823 to 1827 ~

(over 100 years ago) ~

the demon moroni appeared to joseph smith, jr. ~

conjured by old-time folk-magic ~

out in the woods of upstate new york ~

an gave joseph smith, jr. demonic instruction ~

and finally on 22 september 1827 ~

the demon moroni delivered to joseph smith, jr. ~

the mormon bible written on gold-foil sheets ~

and a 'special rock' which enabled joseph smith, jr. to translate the demon moroni's golden book into passable king james style english ~

the demon moroni took the golden plated book back to hell ~

but the 'special rock' is still with us exmos ~

it is now on display at RfM headquarters in salt lake city utah for the whole exmo world to see ~

this 'special rock' is one of the most profound relics in mormonism ~

many mormon apologist theories have been advanced to explain it ~

some mormon sects fear the 'special rock' ~

an believe that joseph smith, jr. was actually controlled by it ~

an made most of his false prophecies while under its influence ~

other mormon theologians postulate that the 'special rock' is a symbol of the mormon godhead's divine scrotum ~

and that joseph smith, jr. used it in a disgusting manner during sex with his many concubines ~

exmos know that these are all simple lies ~

the holy mormon 'special rock' is actually the meta-physical twin ~

of 'the one true rock' brought to u. s. america ~

by supernatural seafaring magical hebrews ~

and given to u. s. america's paleolithic inhabitants ~

in exchange for their land and freedom ~

(this 'one true rock' is still in the possession of the holy men of the lakota tribe in they dakota home-land area of u. s. america wherein they dwell to this day) ~

an although many various edited reversions of the demon moroni's golden mormon bible are available to exmos today in printed form ~

scientist have proven that this 'true rock' ~

combined with the holy mormon 'special rock' ~

protects all apostates, heretics and blasphemers from the wrath of the so-called MormonJesus™ to this day !!! ~

happy equinox y'all !!! ~

it is ziller's hope that all exmos are enjoying peace and prosperity and happiness in this joyous season of holy equinox ~

p.s. ~ (scripture corner) ~

"he who digs a pit shall fall therein ~

and he that rolls a stone ~

it will return upon him." ~ proverbs 26:27

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: September 22, 2022 11:17AM

Wait until you hear about the Easter story and spring with the demon pagan bunny.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: September 22, 2022 11:37AM

p.s. I'm putting ziller in the corner with his demon Jesus.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: September 22, 2022 05:03PM

Joseph noted his pects. Moroni could really work a dance pole.

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Posted by: slskipper ( )
Date: September 25, 2022 11:35AM

Here is a new video on the subject:

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: September 25, 2022 01:17PM

Wait until you hear about the body builders.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: October 03, 2022 03:09PM

Ooh, I love scary stories this time of year.

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