I was looking through the schedule for Davis School District community education classes...and found one on Book of Mormon geography!

For only $59, you can spend one night a week (for SIX WEEKS) learning all about how the Book of Mormon took place in Central America.
Apparently, there are a lot of CLUES.
Also, this is a non-preaching class. I guess that means non-members would feel welcome?

https://resources.finalsite.net/images/v1661787839/davisk12utus/wxyguvpkgiezg1jja7ap/DavisContEd_0822-finaltoprinter_v2.pdf

You have to scroll down about halfway.
It's the first class under ENRICHMENT.

for $18 u.s.american dollars ~



an exmo can buy a bottle of vodka ~



and spend the weekend ~



trying to locate zarahemla ~

>> there are a lot of CLUES. <<

"We've got lots of theories, we just don't have the evidence!"

Rudi Giuliani

Here's the final test for a free lesson on Book of Mormon geography:

Where in the Americas did the Book of Mormon take place?

A) Central America

B) The Heartland

C) No where

But as the apologist would say.

No where you looked. But somewhere you did not.

I just had a great idea...
I'm going to start my own Book of Mormon geography class and only charge $58!

It's guaranteed to be just as useful.
And...we'll have donuts.

Better yet, you can make the participants bring the donuts--and then clean up after the event.

Next class will be about how Francis the Talking Mule learned English.

After that - where Wile-E-Coyote gets his explosives and supplies to try and kill the Roadrunner.

Then a course in outfitting an expedition to the secluded ranch of The Cookie Monster.

Duane Crowther is still around and grifting the gullible, I see. He wrote a mormon prophecy book way back in 1962, which means nothing he described has actually happened yet. I looked him up and the guy's 88 years old.

https://www.exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,2393110

It would be great if May and Meldrum's Heartlanders signed up for the course in order to disrupt it and peddle their own brand of BS. Let them eat each other.