If you were going to give it an accurate name?

Winner gets the door prize.

First, it’s not a ‘Church’ it’s institutional abuse, so the Abusive Cult, since it meets every criteria of a Cult. Jesus Christ takes a definite back seat to Joseph Smith. It is a Doomsday Cult, so take out Latter Day. And Mormons are no ‘Saints’. I think they forfeited that claim when they decided to sing the praises of a sexual predator. So what are they, really?
Sycophants?

That’s why I think the most accurate name is

The Abusive CULT
of Joseph’s Myyh
Of Doomsday Sycophants

The armpit of God

Salt Lake City Equities and Real Estate Trust

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> Salt Lake City Equities and Real Estate Trust

Promising aspect of LDS Inc.'s main interests to highlight. But I wouldn't include 'trust' in any sense of the word when it comes to them. Could assist with obscuring the facade even more than calling it a church does.



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summer Wrote:
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> Salt Lake City Equities and Real Estate Trust


I like this one!

Sexed-up White Men of the Latter-days

When it comes to renaming that church, I still like the old ideas the best:

The Church of Latter Day Ain'ts

blindguy Wrote:
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> When it comes to renaming that church, I still
> like the old ideas the best:
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> The Church of Latter Day Ain'ts

Whereas, I prefer The Cult of Latter-day T'aints.



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I like both of these ^^^^^^

The Church of pray, pay, and no questioning allowed.

Better yet:

The Church of Toilet Scrubing

How about the judge gets the door...prize?

The Cult of Joseph of We Are Not a Cult

Lies, Deceptions and Scams

The Church of If It's Broke Don't Fix It.

Joe's Schmoes.

The church of 100 Billion.

I would call it Obsolete.

The Church of Joseph Smith of Latter-day Hypocrites

The Mormon Church. The church is centered on Joseph's made-up book so his church should bear its name. It's also an instant identifier. Most people still aren't familiar with TCOJCCOLDS, so at least if Mormons embrace being called Mormons and belonging to the Mormon Church, people will know up front who they're dealing with. No hiding behind Jesus Christ.

My pick for the doorprize.

I forgot to mention the door prize is not letting the door hit you where the God Particle split you on your way out.

THE CULT OF JOSEPH SMITH OF LATTER-DAY SCAMS

The crotch of Joseph Myth's pants.

hehehe

Mormonites

Stan kind of likes "Mormons". Works for me.

This is true!

It's mormon. It always has been mormon. It always will be mormon.

Also true!

Human Nature, Child of Mother Nature

Whatever name it needs to have Inc. at the end.

Money matters more than anything else to LDS Inc and all religions.

Yet another good point!

The church in the footnote.

The Jerks of Joseph's Myth and the Latter-day Cry Babies.

or

The Boremans

Bring Em Young Holding Company

“Church" of "'I' Said" Joseph Smith, the little

The Maalox Ministers of Misery

We Don't Apologize

Kolobian Cosplay Society

Hahaha! Good one.

The Church of Money and Power of the Latter-day Hypocrites

The Church of Betta Have My Money Bitch!

That's a pretty good one. *LOL*

The Church of Rusty McRussellface.

The church of dishonest assholes spreading lies.

Billions 'R' Us Inc.

Very true

in a GBH voice:

The Church of Jesus Christ of I don't Know That we Teach That

The Church of We-like-Jesus-too of Late

I can't tell you in polite company.

Church of Late-in-the-Day Suits

MoronicPriesthood, inc.

The crutch tried to CALL me as a kid-
Now I don't even call it, but by name...

The Cult of the Mormon Joseph Smith Moroni, Jr., said he was better than Jesus Christ a men WSHEW What A Long Name for such a preposterous so-called "church" of following and manipulation and guilt great and spacious EMPTY buildings waste of time and space place of meeting and worship and calling zone

Or JSC for short
(Joseph Smith's Cult)

The church of endless guilt of belittled women.