Naw. I gave mine away in a blanket.

(This post made me LOL in a sad way.)

columbus should have turned around ~


when he saw the manhattan skyline ~


even a spaniard should have realized ~


that the lamanites had built a much superior civilization ~


but in his drive to promote the 'global earth theory' ~


columbas poisoned the local peoples who knew better with a 15th century version of biological warfare ~


which is why it is still dang-near impossible to get good italian food in the caribbean even unto this day ~


the god of columbus punished the god-less lamanites for they smallpox non-vaccinated status by slaughtering millions of them ~


today exmos celebrate this event by closing all u. s. american banks and federal goverment institutions ~


happy columbas day y'all ~

Not sure why you would send Ed Markey a "Happy DisIngenuous People's Day" card. Oh wait, you probably meant Elizabeth Warren, your *senior* senator, who had that Native American ancestry controversy, and who to this day gets trolled by racists. At least you masked the racism slightly by not using the slur "Pocahontas" like your orange idol.

It's hard not to laugh at you when you can't even keep your own senators straight… Keep slipping on those banana peels.

(Warren elected 2012, Markey 2013)