What the actual war on christmas looks like ...

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Punk car ...

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/26/2022 12:31AM by Dave the Atheist.

That's a gag gift, right? RIGHT?!

Lol on the car.

This reminded me, it's that time of year again, Merry Xmas vs. Happy holidays...

Merry New Year

Happy Solstice

Those candy canes = Ewwwww

I know, right? The asparagus ones taste much better.

Ever see "The Cars that Ate Paris?" That's the Car that Ate the North Pole!

ookami Wrote:
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> Ever see "The Cars that Ate Paris?"

was inspector Clouseau in it?

Doubt it; it's set in Paris, Australia.

Clouseau is easily confused, don't bank on it...

Did someone try to split the beer atom ?

I saw The Giant Brine Shrimp That Ate Salt Lake City! Twice!!

Did Bert I. Gordon direct that?

I had no idea, but 'tis true!. God--I mean, Google--informs me that in the middle 1650s the Puritans banned Christmas.

Somebody please give Dave a conductor's hat--and a whistle!



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He he he he. "Get ma bazooka mother. I need to take care of a nativity scene."


HH =)

I blame the Christians for the war on Christmas, since they started it

https://www.snopes.com/news/2020/12/17/why-the-puritans-cracked-down-on-celebrating-christmas/

Since Thanksgiving I have heard or read the phrase "the thirty days of Christmas" several times. Soon to be sixty days including halloween. If there is a war, Christmas is winning.

And we will need a new anthem as The Twelve Days of Christmas will now need to start with "Thirty Election deniers, Twenty nine climate deniers, Twenty-seven men with Top Knots, Twenty-six inflencers a'influeniding . . . . . . . . . . and a partidge-less pear tree!"


BaH HUMBUG!

I noticed it started here on November 12. The very next day after November 11, obviously, but I mean they didn't even take a breath. One day we're remembering the fallen, the next it's hey the sales are starting because xmas is coming.

Just a little bit too quick for me. And it makes Christmas too long. If that's a thing.

LOL on the song extensions, D&D!

Yes, it started about mid-November. I remember taking a walk in my neighborhood and seeing a Christmas tree up. Christmas music started early, too. In the U.S, I wish we could go back to celebrating Thanksgiving first.

I agree but there's no money in Thanksgiving.

"It is reckless and illegal to give your true love any amount of wild birds for Christmas."

"An Impossible™ Partridge in an artificial tree."

"Santa" is an anagram for "Satan." Both wear red.

"Warning!!! If you get a link called “Justin Bieber sings Christmas Carols” don’t open it… It’s a link to Justin Bieber singing Christmas carols."