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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: December 05, 2022 12:13AM
logic gate

just for fun ...

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/109/456/734/872/049/943/original/bb11a0d20e2c2a98.png

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: December 05, 2022 01:57AM
Re: logic gate

A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter.

"That's one too many!" says the customer.

The clerk replies "It's a freebie"

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: December 05, 2022 02:02AM
Re: logic gate

Doubling down, eh?

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: December 05, 2022 02:18AM
Re: logic gate

I'm not completely useless. I serve as a bad example.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: December 05, 2022 02:21AM
Re: logic gate

We're cool--as long as you don't start posting about the universe's vagina.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: December 05, 2022 12:10PM
Re: logic gate (swear)

We're all f()cked.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: December 09, 2022 12:48PM
Re: logic gate

Two peanuts walk into a bar

One was a salted

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: December 05, 2022 12:49PM
Re: logic gate

I picked up a hitchhiker last night.
He questioned my generosity, stating,
'what if he was a serial killer?'
I told him I wasn't worried because
the chances of two serial killers in
the same car are astronomical.

Logic. No gate.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: December 05, 2022 12:51PM
Re: logic gate

Lort! That's funny, D & D.


(I like Dave's Dad Joke threads.)

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: December 05, 2022 01:23PM
Re: logic gate

An old joke but a favorite.

But . . . I don't get what the photo of the gate means? What does it have to do with. I feel ashamed and logic-challenged now. Did you get it?

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Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: December 05, 2022 01:55PM
Re: logic gate

Do you think you might be able to climb over the gate without too much trouble?


Hint...... look for places to put your feet as your climb.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: December 05, 2022 01:59PM
Re: logic gate

Thank you. Now I feel really stupid. I guess the logic is it saves burglars from breaking one of your windows?

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: December 05, 2022 04:05PM
Re: logic gate

Didn't Bill Gates invent Windows?

I mean before putting chips in vaccines and stuff.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: December 05, 2022 02:37PM
Re: logic gate

Don't worry if you do not understand the gate. Logic gates are pieces of computer hardware. The symbols are schematic representations of logic gates.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: December 05, 2022 03:02PM
Re: logic gate

Here ya go:

https://www.shutterstock.com/search/logic-gate-icon

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: December 05, 2022 05:17PM
Re: logic gate

It's nice to get it right off the bat!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: December 05, 2022 03:16PM
Re: logic gate

From which we may conclude that D&D is a much better dad than Dave!

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: December 05, 2022 04:07PM
Re: logic gate

I don't know how or why reading this triggered this thought:

"Remember the old days when you had to be very stealthy when it came to getting a woman's bra off?"



Maybe Pepperidge Farm remembers...?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2QVjp4KEjU

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: December 05, 2022 04:20PM
Re: logic gate

No, actually. I don't remember.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: December 05, 2022 04:50PM
Re: logic gate

Hahahahahaha!

See, thinking of you was the actual genesis of the process that resulted in that thought.

It's weird...  Is 'polite society' still in the majority, or has exchanging 'dick pics' and 'nudes' become the new standard?


I disapprove!  I may be on the path to becoming a male version of a termagant!  I am in danger of becoming a male Gladys Lot!!!!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: December 05, 2022 05:16PM
Re: logic gate

Have you ever been a part of polite society?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: December 05, 2022 06:03PM
Re: logic gate

Not as a dues-paying member.


I'm the grasshopper in the cautionary tale involving ants...

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: December 05, 2022 04:52PM
Re: logic gate

Done & Done Wrote:
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> No, actually. I don't remember.

Neither does Jesus.

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