Now *this* is funny.

"The Satanic Temple opens clinic to provide 'religious abortion' care named for Justice Samuel Alito's mother"

"New TST Health facility in New Mexico will be called 'The Samuel Alito's Mom's Satanic Abortion Clinic'"

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/the-satanic-temple-opens-clinic-provide-religious-abortion-care-named-justice-samuel-alito-mother

I'm presently drafting the Samuel Alito Ethics Bill which, if enacted, would compel on pain of public humiliation supreme court justices to refrain from sharing confidential court information with their friends and benefactors.

Next on the list will be the Marjorie Taylor-Greene Anti-Semitism Act, which would jail any Jew who was caught in public with a space laser. My hope is that the supreme court will find that the law does not contravene the Second Amendment because space lasers are only pretend.

Then I'll move on to the Anti-Satanic Temple Bill, an effort to penalize anyone who sponsors public events starring Old Scratch or his surrogate, Greta Thunberg.

And no, I have yet to find a member of Congress willing to sponsor my legislative initiatives. I have not given up hope, though, since I'm told George Santos may well do so for a nominal fee.

I think Greta is preparing to issue a "how dare you!?", with the requisite "scowlie" appended.

George will get to your legislation as soon as he finishes officiating in the Super Bowl.

Officiating?

I heard him say he was going to play quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles.

No. He is starting at quarterback for both teams...while doing the TV play-by-play at the same time.

And also directing the halftime show.

> And also directing the halftime show.

At least he won't be dancing in drag this time.

Never say never.

Heaven forfend!






["Forfend" appears to have fallen into the spellcheck singularitee.]

Just watch out for the wardrobe malfunction.

Okay, that does it. I'm NOT going to watch the Superbowl.

It's okay, though. I never liked soccer that much anyway. . .