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Posted by: dot matrix printer ( )
Date: February 23, 2023 11:49AM

Note: This thread advocates no harm or ill effects on Mr. President of the Church Corp (whose name is too darn long).

Just wondering how church members would readily accept the held Mormon belief that God will call his leader home (death) before such prophet commits sins to lead the church astray.

Wouldn't this be a fitting time for out with the old and in with the older?

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: February 23, 2023 12:00PM

So the reason church presidents die is because they are about to lead the church astray? Not because they are old?

You might want to think that through again.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: February 23, 2023 05:03PM

"Wouldn't this be a fitting time for out with the old and in with the older?"

Do they have anyone older than 98?

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: February 23, 2023 05:13PM


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Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: February 23, 2023 06:00PM

Dang, now we got a politician running for a high national office calling for a mental evaluation of all over 70 y.o. politicians running for office.

If they want to test elders to renew drivers' licenses, it seems fair the drivers of the country should be subject to the same tests.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: February 23, 2023 07:54PM

Yes, but a certain politician thinks identifying 5 objects from a coloring book is a mental test.

Instead of "person, woman, man, camera, TV" the test for GAs could be: "brother, sister, money, temple, lawyer."

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: February 24, 2023 10:25AM

dagny Wrote:
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> Instead of "person, woman, man, camera, TV" the
> test for GAs could be: "brother, sister, money,
> temple, lawyer."

I don't know what a "sister" is.
I'm not a biologist.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: February 24, 2023 06:16PM

Given your pronouns, I would have thought. . .

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: February 23, 2023 06:24PM

It just means Dallin H Oaks becomes prophet during the biggest church scandal since the church bought forgeries from Mark Hoffman.

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Posted by: cl2notloggedin ( )
Date: February 24, 2023 12:41PM

around long, he has far outlasted what I thought he would.

What I find interesting is the leaders always seem so afraid to die. What are they afraid of? My uncle became a SP after he was a heretic until age 50 or so. He was SO AFRAID TO DIE. My dad wasn't afraid to die and he never wanted a high calling. He liked callings like locking the church at night.

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Posted by: slskipper ( )
Date: February 24, 2023 02:41PM

There us no way the saints would see it as divine intervention to redirect the glorious work. No matter what. It must always be a sign that the deceased was faithful in all his days and was needed on the other side. That thing about leading astray is pure window dressing.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/24/2023 06:58PM by slskipper.

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Posted by: subeamnotlogedin ( )
Date: February 24, 2023 05:57PM

My guess is he will turn 100!

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Posted by: OP ( )
Date: March 01, 2023 11:24PM

Where's ET when you need it?

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: March 01, 2023 11:27PM

God may need another shuffleboard player.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 01, 2023 11:33PM

I think he's well past the stage where his demise, under any circumstance, could be called 'suddenly.'

It's not me, but somewhere, someone is upset that it's taking so long...  Or maybe I'm just a bit miffed that every time my ex-wife calls me, she says, "goddam it, why are you still breathing!" when I answer, and then hangs up.

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Posted by: OP ( )
Date: March 02, 2023 12:06AM

He doesn't answer sudden calls.

He's never been called to do anything.

He couldn't even find his way home.

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