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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: May 04, 2023 12:53PM
Satan Is Using Pet Rocks! They're Everwhere! They're Taking Over!

Pet Rocks, the long dormant craze of the 1970s, have returned -- but this time as the spawn of Satan!

They've been biding their time, slowly, every so slowly, infiltrating your garden, your garage, your terranium, your aquarium, empty lots, and nature sites!

They're at your children's school, lurking on the playground!

Your children are playing with them!

Donate now to stop the Pet Rocks from hell before it's too late!

/s /s /s

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: May 04, 2023 02:05PM
Re: Satan Is Using Pet Rocks! They're Everwhere! They're Taking Over!

I'll be taking my Chia Pet with me to do battle with the pet rocks !

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: May 04, 2023 03:11PM
I've been told that using your clapper device twice a day

I've been told that using your clapper device twice a day is highly effective in keeping evil rocks from attacking,

Clap on, clap twice...The Clapper

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