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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 01, 2023 12:43PM
It's time to start praying to Joseph Smith, asking him to intercede for us!

      This just makes good sense!  The man is second only to Jesus H. Christ!  I'm sure Elohim wouldn't mind this bit of high-level name-dropping!

      "I testify to you in the name of Joseph Smith, Junior, that ghawd loves a good woman!  Can I get an amen!?"


      Also, it's time to change BYU to JSU!!  We'd also have to change the mascot; cougar has some negativity to it now.

      I'm thinking of something holy, like JSU Tithers or JSU Celestials...  Something that would make a real statement about the sanctity of college sports!  How about the JSU Virgins!!!

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: June 01, 2023 12:59PM
I thought they did that de facto already (n/t)


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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: June 01, 2023 01:53PM
Re: It's time to start praying to Joseph Smith, asking him to intercede for us!

You mean you've just started to think that now? I've been praying to Joseph for years. If you tell him he can have your wives he'll do whatever you want. He hasn't figured out I don't have any so jokes on him.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: June 01, 2023 02:05PM
Re: It's time to start praying to Joseph Smith, asking him to intercede for us!

JSU Sister Wives

JSU Salamanders

JSU Danites

JSU Peep Stones

JSU Patriarchs

JSU Jail Birds

JSU Treasure Diggers

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 01, 2023 02:53PM
Re: It's time to start praying to Joseph Smith, asking him to intercede for us!

Is "polygamers" a word?  I know the tendency would be to say poly-gamers instead of po-LYG-a-mers, but we could work on it...

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: June 01, 2023 03:02PM
Re: It's time to start praying to Joseph Smith, asking him to intercede for us!

JSU Soakers has a nice ring to it. The mascot could be difficult to work out, but hey!

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: June 01, 2023 03:25PM
Re: It's time to start praying to Joseph Smith, asking him to intercede for us!

I like that one! As for a mascot? How about a puka dog?

https://www.happycow.net/reviews/puka-dog-koloa-23951

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: June 01, 2023 05:28PM
Re: It's time to start praying to Joseph Smith, asking him to intercede for us!

Haha. Brilliant. Everybody loves the Hawaiian.

But. How do I get that image out of my mind now?

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: June 01, 2023 06:10PM
Re: It's time to start praying to Joseph Smith, asking him to intercede for us!

>> But. How do I get that image out of my mind now? <<

I'll send a different image.....


https://news-uk.churchofjesuschrist.org/leader-biographies/elder-russell-m-nelson

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 01, 2023 06:43PM
Re: It's time to start praying to Joseph Smith, asking him to intercede for us!

Yeah, but where's the breading around the outside?

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: June 02, 2023 11:42AM
Re: It's time to start praying to Joseph Smith, asking him to intercede for us!

It's on the inside.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 01, 2023 08:34PM
Re: It's time to start praying to Joseph Smith, asking him to intercede for us!

https://www.reddit.com/r/exmormon/comments/uprzmy/im_retired_and_this_is_what_ive_done_with_my/

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 02, 2023 06:43PM
Re: It's time to start praying to Joseph Smith, asking him to intercede for us!

You've posted 2,153 times over there, depriving us of your erudition and charm?

Bastard.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: June 01, 2023 03:40PM
Re: It's time to start praying to Joseph Smith, asking him to intercede for us!

JS was famous for both digging holes and filling them. How about a backhoe?

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: June 01, 2023 04:41PM
Re: It's time to start praying to Joseph Smith, asking him to intercede for us!

JS would have a back hoe, a front hoe, and several hoes on each side!

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: June 01, 2023 07:27PM
Re: It's time to start praying to Joseph Smith, asking him to intercede for us!

I've suggested Juanita Brooks University, I guess my suggestion is still pending (?)

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