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Posted by: BoydKKK ( )
Date: January 28, 2025 08:34PM
Stay in the boat - you won't walk with Jesus

All the "Stay in the Boat" stuff is moot if you look at Jesus walking on water.

Look at all you miss by staying - somehow MFMC never mentions this.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: January 29, 2025 10:07AM
Re: Stay in the boat - you won't walk with Jesus

"Stay in the Boat" is code for know your place and do as you are told. They say they know what Jesus wants you to do.


They say Jesus loves you no matter what.

They say Jesus is only there for you though if you do exactly as they say. Of course this is not a threat.

Yet they say that God only helps them that helps themselves.

They say helping yourself has always worked best when you ask for their help.

Jesus hasn't weighed in personally on any of this yet. He and John the Beloved are on vacation somewhere in the Andromeda system.


Two thousand years and counting. Has there ever been anything on the planet as useful as Jesus to so many?









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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: January 30, 2025 07:54PM
Re: Stay in the boat - you won't walk with Jesus

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!

I'll gladly give you an awesome afterlife with Jesus after you are dead if you give me 10% of your income today!

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Posted by: Bonsai Ben ( )
Date: January 31, 2025 09:59AM
Re: Stay in the boat - you won't walk with Jesus

If you stay in the boat you miss your chance to walk on the water, right?

Seems to be a contradictory message here.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: January 31, 2025 11:45AM
Re: Stay in the boat - you won't walk with Jesus

Even Jesus didn't want to be in the boat. Walked on water just to get out of it. The boat is for suckers. The Mormon Boat.

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