No soup for you!

I believe it is the husband who has to call his wife up by her temple name in the resurrection. Oops, if you forgot her name. That may be a more serious infraction of celestial rules.

How much to make bail? Is cybercoin accecpted?

How is a decomposed body supposed to be reanimated? It's completely impossible. That's how you know it's not going to happen and can be confident that it has never happened.

If you come back in a Chucky doll, that's different.

You get no Pay

You get no Lay

You get no Ale

First they change things so much no one, not even god can keep up.

The correct answer though, according to Joseph is you'll have your own seer stone with your new name written on it.

...just have Saint Peter email you the correct name and password. Happens all the time..........

...I screwed up. According to Bro. Young, it's Bro. Joe that takes the tokens and signs at the entrance to "The Fun Zone"....St. Peter is in charge of the "Handicap Accessibility Scooters" concession.

Just log into your Celestial Password Manager.

As a member, I never worried about the remembering/forgetting issue.

The church used to teach that your entire life on Earth was forever recorded, yes every nanosecond. So if that was a true teaching (a fact) you would then have perfect knowledge of your entire life here as well as perfect knowledge in the pre-existence.

I do blame the church for perpetuating the fear of forgetting temple names and or tokens and passwords.

You are 100% correct.

I dunno, but if God yells, "Hey Nimrod", I'm ignoring him.

It will be OK as long as you remember the answers to your security questions.

Your security questions will no doubt include:

What was your mother's maiden name? :-D

Yup — that along with my first pet’s name, the street I lived on as a child, and my favorite movie

I got a 3TB backup for all my pictures 15 years ago, but I can't remember the password for my own stuff!
So, next time, when I get resurrected, there will be a Post-it note stuck in my coffin with the correct info'.

Then you won't be stuck in the CK and are free to join Uncle Lucifer's posse. You know. The fun brother!

I've been around especially older people that were dying and suffering from Alzheimer's disease.

Many are violent and say things that was not of their nature.

They might have been the best, most generous and wonderful people before the onset of the disease.

But will God judge them on their many years of wonderful, friendly, helpful life or condemn them for the behavior of the last few months?

If I read the general thrust of this site and that of former mormons, the LDS god will condemn them to hell or whatever eternal damnation that is ordered.

I have no expectation of being dug up and reanimated...thankfully...one kick at the can is sufficient.

New temple youth activity
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9AFf0ysgNiM

You are on the phone with Celestial Tech Support for *hours*. Good luck with that.

AI bots running it of course, but only the most righteous ones.

How can I possibly forget Lucy? It is a family joke at least with my kids and "husband." I was going to name a dog Lucy if I got a girl dog but she came with the name Lucy and I didn't want to traumatize her any more than she was from being taken to a shelter since her owners got a new apartment and couldn't take her with. She's a sweetheart.

"husband's" is abinidi. We did the just before wedding when I told him my name. I can't even think of this word--it just came to me "veil." He said WHAT! when I gave him my name. He loves Lucy. Now how did my kids get his likes for TV shows when he wasn't here for more than half their growing up years?

Anyway--they both live here now. Entire family together oddly.

I need to proof more. Her name was Peanut when I got her so I kept it. I call her peanut butter cookie. She likes the cookie part.