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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: September 13, 2025 09:09AM
What do u think Jesus did to relax?

It is the weekend.






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What did Jesus do to relax?
He calmed the waves and turned the water into wine.
Then he kicked back, put his feet up, and had a glass of water.

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: September 13, 2025 01:31PM
Re: What do u think Jesus did to relax?

I think he went fishing.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: September 13, 2025 07:02PM
Re: What do u think Jesus did to relax?

For men.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: September 13, 2025 07:41PM
Re: What do u think Jesus did to relax?

Chuckle

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: September 13, 2025 01:56PM
Re: What do u think Jesus did to relax?

> He calmed the waves and turned the water into
> wine.
> Then he kicked back, put his feet up, and had a
> glass of water.

Bravo! That is hilarious.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: September 13, 2025 07:01PM
Re: What do u think Jesus did to relax?

All AI.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: September 13, 2025 07:16PM
Re: What do u think Jesus did to relax?

AI is better than No I.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: September 15, 2025 01:12PM
Re: What do u think Jesus did to relax?

I agree.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: September 13, 2025 02:35PM
Re: What do u think Jesus did to relax?

He seemed to like potluck dinners.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: September 13, 2025 07:01PM
Re: What do u think Jesus did to relax?

Lol. Kosher of course.

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Posted by: BoydKKK ( )
Date: September 13, 2025 05:07PM
Re: What do u think Jesus did to relax?

Since LDS Doctrine is that he was married to more than one woman - he got together with them for a hot tub party & back rubs?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: September 13, 2025 07:01PM
Re: What do u think Jesus did to relax?

That's relaxing???

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: September 13, 2025 07:05PM
Re: What do u think Jesus did to relax?

One toke over the line.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: September 14, 2025 05:36PM
Re: What do u think Jesus did to relax?

I bless the trains down in Africa

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: September 13, 2025 08:56PM
Re: What do u think Jesus did to relax?

It has been postulated that the duckbill platypus and the giant anteater only exist because of an over-relaxed ghawd...

The existence of octopi could also be laid at the doorstep of too much relaxation. (Octopi America!)

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: September 13, 2025 09:45PM
Re: What do u think Jesus did to relax?

A glass of wine with his toes in the Sea of Galilee

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Posted by: moehoward ( )
Date: September 14, 2025 06:34PM
Re: What do u think Jesus did to relax?

Of course he turned water into wine. What a life...

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Posted by: Hockey Rat ( )
Date: September 15, 2025 01:31PM
Re: What do u think Jesus did to relax?

Even during sacrament meetings?

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Posted by: Susan I/S ( )
Date: September 13, 2025 10:00PM
Re: What do u think Jesus did to relax?

I think he whittled. If you think about it, it makes perfect sense.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: September 14, 2025 04:27AM
Re: What do u think Jesus did to relax?

...take off his garments and just hang out...

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: September 14, 2025 04:48AM
Re: What do u think Jesus did to relax?

And that, for obvious reasons, is the last word on the subject.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: September 15, 2025 01:33PM
Re: What do u think Jesus did to relax?

Probably would drink a cup of coffee then smoke a cigar.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: September 15, 2025 03:17PM
Re: What do u think Jesus did to relax?

But did he have premarital sex?

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