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Posted by: Eddie F. ( )
Date: October 10, 2025 08:34PM
If You Could Hie to Kolob..........really?

...or get "high" on Kolob?...or, get a bad deal on a used car on Kolob?.........or even, get off-label prescription meds on Kolob?

Last verse should be:

"There is no end to Walmart's check-out lane on Kolob."

https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/manual/hymns/if-you-could-hie-to-kolob?lang=eng

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: October 10, 2025 09:23PM
Re: If You Could Hie to Kolob..........really?

D'oh! Are you truly, sincerely suggesting that ChurchCo has or is becoming commercialized?

Really?

even we could Clean-Up the energy crisis & the pollution crisis, ... I love living here (NW Washington State) & seen no evidence that Kolob (providing there really is such a place...) is any better.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/10/2025 10:29PM by GNPE.

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Posted by: Eddie F. ( )
Date: October 11, 2025 11:36AM
Re: If You Could Hie to Kolob..........really?

...well, the IRS certainly recognizes it's 501(c)3 "sole" status....and everything the Church does has a cost-benefit analysis built in. So to answer your question, yes. they are a "commercialized" institution.....and yes, it is that obvious. But should we expect anything less from our "anointed"?

...just FOLLOW THE MONEY, as always.

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Posted by: lousyleper ( )
Date: October 12, 2025 12:16PM
Actually, Kolob Canyon is in southern Utah. (n/t)


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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: October 10, 2025 09:40PM
Re: If You Could Hie to Kolob..........really?

They have to send out a road repair crew after Mormons hie to Kolob.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: October 10, 2025 11:52PM
Re: If You Could Hie to Kolob..........really? (n/t)


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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 11, 2025 12:08AM
Re: If You Could Hie to Kolob..........really?

If Kolob were a guy, you could say "hi!" to Kolob.

If Kolob were a drug, you could get high on Kolob.

If Kolob were a sailor, you could say "Aye" to Kolob.

If Kolob had rods and cones, you could say eye to Kolob.

I could go on, cuz I'm shameless, but I don't want to actually provide proof of it...

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: October 11, 2025 12:11AM
Re: If You Could Hie to Kolob..........really?

Too late

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: October 11, 2025 12:54PM
Re: If You Could Hie to Kolob..........really?

Would such a hie require a handcart and pioneer clothing?

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Posted by: Eddie F. ( )
Date: October 11, 2025 07:11PM
Re: If You Could Hie to Kolob..........really?

...it could be that the First Presidency is already in talks with Space X.


Dalin Oaks: "Dieter, are you sure you have the latest coordinates for Kolob?"

Dieter F.uchdorf: "Yawohl, mein Herr!"

Dalin Oaks: "Dieter, are you sure you can fly this craft?"

Dieter F.uchdorf: Nein, mein Herr!"

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