Posted by:
steve benson
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Date: November 05, 2010 07:16AM
It's done all the time by countless happy, functional people around the world who, as Clarence Darrow observed, don't believe in god because they don't believe in Mother Goose. (For evidence of that, read the book by the humanist chaplain at Harvard University, Greg M. Epstein, "Good Without God: What a Billion Nonreligious People Do Believe" [New York: William Morrow, 2009])
There always is, of course, the magical mindset crowd like Badgered John who, as easy pickins for superstition over science, come to RfM issuing Sunday School-level air raid siren alerts of "THE END IS COMING! THE END IS COMING!"
BJ can't seem to comprehend why I don't take him seriously as he continues to follow me around the board rotely repeating silly questions that he learned from a book of fairy tales otherwise known as the Bible.
All that needs to be said in response is this (and I'm only going to say this once, Badgered John, because I really have better things to do so please listen up):
You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better not pout,
There's bells in the sky!
Santa Christ is coming to town!
He's making his list,
Like Jesus Christ,
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice,
Savior Claus is coming to town!
He knows when you've been sleeping,
He knows when you're awake.
He knows you'll bend your knee to him,
Or in Hell you'll surely bake!
So, you'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
It's time to bow or you will fry,
Santa Christ is coming to town!
As I drew it up for a bus sign that made the rounds in various U.S. cities:
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID8947/images/virginia(1).jpg_____
Now, where were we? :)
Edited 12 time(s). Last edit at 11/05/2010 09:27PM by steve benson.